Miscellaneous: Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone...

By bizzyizzy0121 - 21/11/2011 06:28 - United States

Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 16:45 - United States - Lititz

Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call about one of my applications. I wasn't able to answer it, but he left a voicemail. I've listened to it over and over, and I can't understand the contact information. He called from a restricted number. FML

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You deserved it 1 940

By Anonymous - 14/03/2014 05:07 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

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You deserved it 4 012

By thanks, dad... - 30/08/2013 17:24 - Romania - Baia Mare

Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept getting calls from a withheld number. The guy just breathed heavily and wouldn't speak. When the third call came, I asked "who the hell are you?" The call ended, and my dad yelled from outside my door: "ME! Now go to sleep!" FML

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You deserved it 14 474

By newbffswelcome - 04/08/2013 18:07 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, I've been getting calls for over a week on my home phone, cell phone, and the work phone at my night shift, in which someone whispers terrifying Satanic-sounding chants at me. I've now found out that the caller is my best "friend". His explanation: "You seemed lonely, man." FML

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By wowimscrewed - 14/04/2011 04:37 - United States

Today, my roommate told me there is some restricted number that keeps calling and waking her up at odd hours of the night. She then says she's getting the police involved to find out who it is because she feels "harassed". I'm the restricted caller calling to wake her up from snoring so loud. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2023 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered a tracking app enabled on my phone so I switched it off to save battery space. Within 20 minutes my mother rang and demanded to know where I was, what I was doing, if I was with some woman… you get the picture. I'm 32 and own my own apartment. FML

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You deserved it 108

By gotta euthanize em all - 29/11/2014 19:45 - Canada

Today, while at work, I had to spend an hour and a half on the phone, listening to an old lady relive her entire day in excruciating detail. We're not allowed to hang up on customers, and she was extremely quick to dismiss all my attempts to steer the call back on topic. FML

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By Jinx - 21/08/2017 22:15 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML

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You deserved it 242

By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2011 03:29 - United States

Today, while working in a jail, I had to tell an inmate arrested for domestic violence that no, he could not use his phone call to call me at home. FML

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babyyninjas 1

Monday 21 November 2011 12:08

he knows what you did last summer !

ohhhsnapple 14

Monday 21 November 2011 12:08

Have you checked the children? O_o

Comments

hawaiianfire 0

Monday 21 November 2011 13:40

Well what if number 7's dream at the current moment is to state those who annoy him. Then those who dislike his post would be denying him his dream.

tewalsh 6

Monday 21 November 2011 14:03

Jill, this is sergeant Sacker. Listen to me. We've traced the call... it's coming from inside the house. Now a squad car's coming over there right now, just get out of that house!

zombicidal 11

Monday 21 November 2011 14:06

don't see why people are bashing him he made an intelligent comment and then some moron who can't type for shit had to put his two cents in and he retorted

iliketurdles 7

Monday 21 November 2011 14:14

73, is spot on. However, those emoticons get a tad annoying :P don't you agree? ^__^ No? D: ahh never mind :/.

NoobHat 6

Monday 21 November 2011 14:16

"God...is that you!?"

jedielf 23

Monday 21 November 2011 14:28

Or, more like as Dory would say... "Are you my conscience?"

penizlol 2

Monday 21 November 2011 14:18

U MAD CUZ U BAD?

vassal44 9

Monday 21 November 2011 14:22

apparently the stalker hasn't met facebook

MissLyonsBaby 4

Monday 21 November 2011 14:34

I'd be more afraid to stay in my house

wriptidez 0

Monday 21 November 2011 14:42

not funny! call cops Now!!!!

zombicidal 11

Monday 21 November 2011 14:44

yes 75 but don't we all have some irksome typing habbits (like lots of Smiley faces and people that put signatures or even these parenthesis I do to elaborate or put after thoughts)