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Even if they do, they'll be happy she just calls and isn't strangling her with a pillow
same thing happened to me when I was black mailing Kate Moss, because of some videos of her actually eating. my tip, talk into a kazoo, it's a nice touch.
police have better things to do, like catching "actual" criminals. Grow a pair of overies and tell your roommate she snores
Put a cork in her mouth. Popo do have better things to do then take care of it. just tell her the truth.
piss on her while she's sleeping, then slap her with raw bacon strips. take the bacon, fry it, eat it, throw it up, then shove it up her nose.
78 thank you :') <3
they can do it, but I guarentee they won't. police have enough to worry about, than dealing with a college student getting prank calls. they will most likely fill out a report and forget about it. people cry to the police about everything, it's meant for life endangering situations only
It probably depends on the state, but I was actually arrested for the SAME shit, only my roommate never even told me about it. I had a class A misdemeanor of harassment shoved down my throat (had it reduced to a violation) and a $1000 fine. One would THINK the police would have better things to do.
this is so weird. I just read an FML saying that this girl is calling her roommate to wane her up so she'll stop snoring. now is it the same girl?
99 that sucks! I live a few miles away from a notoriously dangerous city, I have ran red lights (after checking for traffic first bc I don't wanna be carjacked) and the cops don't even care bc they are swamped with more serious stuff, so if someone called about a call waking them up they just laugh
97 - What if it's a land line without the option to change the volume? My home phone's like that...
77 that's just kinky enough to work
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
i dont think the police can find out your number if it's on private. can they? i thought they could only find you if they're tracking you while youre calling or something...
hahah ahh gotta love dumb criminals. "how did you guys catch me? my phone was set to private AND i had the ringtone set to mexican hat dance!?"
Maybe you should tell her in the mornings?
That's some deep shit you got ourself into. couldn't you have waited till the morning?
You can't control your snoring in your sleep without the aid of something like a nasal strip, because duh, you're asleep!
I find that smothering the snorer with a pillow is an effective means of shutting them up.
My mom snores loudly too, I usually just tap her once and when she wakes up I pretend to be asleep, she falls back asleep and doesnt start snoring for another few hours or even at all. *success*
so you sleep next to your mom?
F***ing lol'd ^
LOOOOOOL so u tapped your mother. fyl
think your on the wrong app dude. that's freaky.
Not your business if she snores
Unless it keeps OP from sleeping, then ya it is. just buy your room mate some nasal strips.
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Don't call on restricted? Or how abou actually telling her since she's your roommate.
police have better things to do, like catching "actual" criminals. Grow a pair of overies and tell your roommate she snores