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By wowimscrewed - / Thursday 14 April 2011 04:37 / United States
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police have better things to do, like catching "actual" criminals. Grow a pair of overies and tell your roommate she snores

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You should keep doing it, except when she answers say, "You're snoring too loud, I can hear you outside your window" in a creepy voice. :) That should solve your problem

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same thing happened to me when I was black mailing Kate Moss, because of some videos of her actually eating. my tip, talk into a kazoo, it's a nice touch.

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police have better things to do, like catching "actual" criminals. Grow a pair of overies and tell your roommate she snores

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30 I was reading that as "Kate moss was eating my tip." I was going to confront you on getting a bj from a toothpick.

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Put a cork in her mouth. Popo do have better things to do then take care of it. just tell her the truth.

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piss on her while she's sleeping, then slap her with raw bacon strips. take the bacon, fry it, eat it, throw it up, then shove it up her nose.

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I don't think anything could be less funny or more stupid than this comment from miss bunny...

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they can do it, but I guarentee they won't. police have enough to worry about, than dealing with a college student getting prank calls. they will most likely fill out a report and forget about it. people cry to the police about everything, it's meant for life endangering situations only

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It probably depends on the state, but I was actually arrested for the SAME shit, only my roommate never even told me about it. I had a class A misdemeanor of harassment shoved down my throat (had it reduced to a violation) and a $1000 fine. One would THINK the police would have better things to do.

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this is so weird. I just read an FML saying that this girl is calling her roommate to wane her up so she'll stop snoring. now is it the same girl?

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99 that sucks! I live a few miles away from a notoriously dangerous city, I have ran red lights (after checking for traffic first bc I don't wanna be carjacked) and the cops don't even care bc they are swamped with more serious stuff, so if someone called about a call waking them up they just laugh

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97 - What if it's a land line without the option to change the volume? My home phone's like that...

i dont think the police can find out your number if it's on private. can they? i thought they could only find you if they're tracking you while youre calling or something...

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They can, my cousin was dumb enough to prank call the police and they called back and actually went to their house.

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hahah ahh gotta love dumb criminals. "how did you guys catch me? my phone was set to private AND i had the ringtone set to mexican hat dance!?"

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as a police officer I can tell you that yes we can, but something stupid like this we most likely wouldn't waste our time. it's not like she's being threatened

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op is doing it to wake her roommate up so they'll stop snoring because it is bothering her.

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You can't control your snoring in your sleep without the aid of something like a nasal strip, because duh, you're asleep!

My mom snores loudly too, I usually just tap her once and when she wakes up I pretend to be asleep, she falls back asleep and doesnt start snoring for another few hours or even at all. *success*

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or you could just take some nasal spray and when she starts snoring shoot a big blast of spray up her nose :D

quit being so fucking lazy and just go wake them up and tell'er shut that shut up......or if you wanna have fun with it pinch and hold their nose while they're sleeping/snoring, shits hilarious I do it to my roommate all the time......

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