By wowimscrewed - United States
Today, my roommate told me there is some restricted number that keeps calling and waking her up at odd hours of the night. She then says she's getting the police involved to find out who it is because she feels "harassed". I'm the restricted caller calling to wake her up from snoring so loud. FML
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  gutzz  |  0

You should keep doing it, except when she answers say, "You're snoring too loud, I can hear you outside your window" in a creepy voice. :) That should solve your problem

  beatrucelynn  |  0

they can do it, but I guarentee they won't. police have enough to worry about, than dealing with a college student getting prank calls. they will most likely fill out a report and forget about it. people cry to the police about everything, it's meant for life endangering situations only


It probably depends on the state, but I was actually arrested for the SAME shit, only my roommate never even told me about it. I had a class A misdemeanor of harassment shoved down my throat (had it reduced to a violation) and a $1000 fine. One would THINK the police would have better things to do.

  beatrucelynn  |  0

99 that sucks! I live a few miles away from a notoriously dangerous city, I have ran red lights (after checking for traffic first bc I don't wanna be carjacked) and the cops don't even care bc they are swamped with more serious stuff, so if someone called about a call waking them up they just laugh

By  blackarrow_fml  |  7

i dont think the police can find out your number if it's on private. can they? i thought they could only find you if they're tracking you while youre calling or something...

  Echo963  |  1

as a police officer I can tell you that yes we can, but something stupid like this we most likely wouldn't waste our time. it's not like she's being threatened

By  Nooneslooking  |  0

My mom snores loudly too, I usually just tap her once and when she wakes up I pretend to be asleep, she falls back asleep and doesnt start snoring for another few hours or even at all. *success*

By  ImaWiseGuy  |  5

quit being so fucking lazy and just go wake them up and tell'er shut that shut up......or if you wanna have fun with it pinch and hold their nose while they're sleeping/snoring, shits hilarious I do it to my roommate all the time......