Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call about one of my applications. I wasn't able to answer it, but he left a voicemail. I've listened to it over and over, and I can't understand the contact information. He called from a restricted number. FML
Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML
Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept getting calls from a withheld number. The guy just breathed heavily and wouldn't speak. When the third call came, I asked, "Who the hell are you?" The call ended, and my dad yelled from outside my door, "ME! Now go to sleep!" FML
Today, I've been getting calls for over a week on my home phone, cell phone, and the work phone at my night shift, in which someone whispers terrifying Satanic-sounding chants at me. I've now found out that the caller is my best "friend". His explanation: "You seemed lonely, man." FML
Today, my roommate told me there is some restricted number that keeps calling and waking her up at odd hours of the night. She then says she's getting the police involved to find out who it is because she feels "harassed". I'm the restricted caller calling to wake her up from snoring so loud. FML
Today, I received a random phone call from an unknown number. Three times. After the third time, the person started yelling at me viciously. Then I suddenly heard a different voice, saying, "Terribly sorry, sir. My poor sister has dementia and thinks you're her husband. Her dead husband, I might add." FML
Today, I discovered a tracking app enabled on my phone so I switched it off to save battery space. Within 20 minutes my mother rang and demanded to know where I was, what I was doing, if I was with some woman… you get the picture. I'm 32 and own my own apartment. FML
Today, while at work, I had to spend an hour and a half on the phone, listening to an old lady relive her entire day in excruciating detail. We're not allowed to hang up on customers, and she was extremely quick to dismiss all my attempts to steer the call back on topic. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, I wanted to call my mom to ask for advice but called my boss instead. I panicked and ended up talking about weekend plans like nothing was wrong. She now knows way too much about my personal life. FML
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babyyninjas 1
he knows what you did last summer !
ohhhsnapple 14
Have you checked the children? O_o
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Comments (320)
BuckNekkid 22
creepy, are you renting? landlord may have hidden cameras.....consider a move
allyboss78 16
I hope you called the cops before you posted this.
screamo_neve 12
penizlol - **** off.
seannster 10
I guess no sleep tonight eh? D:
PenelopeRamirez_fml 4
Omg! Uhh you should definitely call the cops.. Do you live alone?? Get help is all I can say...
White_Knightspc 0
#15 The line is "What's your favorite scary movie?" Smooth moves Slick. And OP this guy is bad news. Don't hide in the attic. He is probably already there.
abbyhoneywaffles 11
And your first thought was, not to inform the police, but to write about it on here? Bitch, your ass would be the first one dead in a horror movie. Tsk tsk.
False_Stupidity 42
And how do you know that she/he did not call the police, have em trace the call, leave a statement, clean the house and have sex all before posting this FML about what ruined her day?
vivaladino 7
When a stranger calls..
jacalame 0
That's why you shouldn't answer restricted calls
Pazu_fml 10
Actually, it may be better that OP answered, because if she* didn't, she wouldn't know she was being stalked. Not answering the phone wouldn't make the stalker not see her anymore. At least this way, she can make a police report. *Assuming female. Don't know for sure.
Tuckerous 2
Call the police and go somewhere safe. If they can describe everything you'r doing they obviously are either in the house or have cameras set up.