Chuds out on the town

By GeeThanks - 25/07/2013 02:33 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 570
You deserved it 3 988

Same thing different taste

Top comments

rahulcool7 14

Don't listen to them they sound pretty dumb

cottoncandymango 17

Even though drunk words are sober thoughts, there was absolutely no need for them to be assholes. They're just shit-faced. Literally.


rahulcool7 14

Don't listen to them they sound pretty dumb

then000bster 16

I hate it how people can be so nice on fml. What if he is correct and OP is ugly? Yeah it's rude to point it out, but I think it's even worst to tell OP, "No, You aren't ugly." This isn't a support group, this a site where people post about how their life is F'ed up! Sure nice comments are nice every now and then, but there should be a line where we talk about OP as if we knew them. I just wanted to say this at least once. *willingly accepts down votes*

I get what you're saying but as far as I can tell there's two sides to the coin. Yes, he might be right and the OP is not attractive, we don't know because we can see her. But at the same time, since we don't know what she looks like its not really fair to assume that she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, based solely on the word of some inebriated jackass. Either way, what he said was completely rude and unnecessary and so he deserves to be smacked with a salmon! Now whose with me?

Both ugly and beautiful are used to describe people- they're outter, inner and multi-faceted beings. I consider "ugly" to be a state of mind! The hottest kperson can have the ugliest personality.

#12 But when I say this people cry and complain

They sound dumb? I never knew you could hear dumbness. Then again...

But attractiveness is subjective. OP may have been ugly to those guys, but she could also be the most attractive person in the world to someone else

I agree with 12, but then again, there will always be some overly sensitive teenage girl who will scream " EVERYBODY'S BEAUTIFUL IN THEIR OWN WAY!" Like #2. Yep. In their "own" as in, they are the only ones that think so.

Well it doesn't take a genius to judge someones figure.

Dont listen to them everyone is beautiful in their own way

I love comments like these. Be honest here, you just said that for up votes. Tell me you've never had a negative thought about someone's appearance in your life. And if you say you haven't, we all know that's bull.

That is exactly what an ugly person would say

#33 I just treat people how i wana be treated. So with honesty and friendlyness

We may all have negative thoughts for people but that doesn't mean we need to openly state them.

Completely agree 2, thanks for reminding people there's still a shred of decency left in this world that's full of cynics & idiots like 33.

what a damn liar u know that ur just saying that for up votes everuone says racist, sexist, mean things but they aleays want to look good in front of people even if its on the internet u just want people to fuel your fire

BaconBob20 6
ILoveMyArm 15

It would take big pairs to say what they said, yet I still have doubt about them having any to begin with.

I find this funny (a double standard). If 2 girls said this to a guy, would you tell him to ****-punt them? No.

monnanon 13

hell yeah i would. the problem is a guy cannot get away with hitting a girl for any reason at all due to the strange belief that all men are stronger than women. in all seriousness i would not advocate violence in either situation but i would hope no guy or girl wouls stand there and be insulted.

#3 violence isn't a valid response to being offended. I'm sorry. #35 An arrow to the knee means marriage... I don't think she wants that.

cottoncandymango 17

Even though drunk words are sober thoughts, there was absolutely no need for them to be assholes. They're just shit-faced. Literally.

Unless these gentlemen were filming a 2 Dicks 1 Cup video and had fecal matter smeared on their faces, that is not literal.

Damn it 11, now someone is going to make that. >:C

Have you never heard of the expression "shit faced"?

ILoveMyArm 15

@17 Is that an offer from yourself? Do I see a notorious video acting career in your near future?

Shit faced in Australia means so drunk that you'd have sexual relations with a chair.

DKjazz 20

24- Have you never heard the expression "literally"?

bfsd42 20

#4, that statement is a myth. Drunk words are drunk thoughts.

-69 Because drunk people don't think about consequences anymore, they tend to say what they trully think. They can also say whatever comes to their mind even if it is not what they really think, because for example they just want to be mean to someone. It isn't a rule but it often happens.

Rude bastards. You shouldve kicked both of them in the nuts

princess_bk2014 16

Whatevs, you are beautiful anyway. Don't listen to jerks...ever...sober or drunk :)

Oh, I didn't know that you and op were close.

princess_bk2014 16

Actually I was just trying to be positive and compliment her after someone was rude. Sorry if you don't like that.

Compliments mean jack shit if they're blatantly fabricated for the purpose of consolation.

flashback.miss 28

Seriously? what asses. who wants to bet they're the types who'll cut down strangers to make them feel even the slightest bit better about themselves?

Pwn17 25

Ugh! Can beating be legal on people who act like this? Please?

Sounds like his "sober" friend was pretty wasted himself. At least I hope he was because otherwise it must be difficult being that much of an asshat in front of complete strangers and not even have alcohol to blame for it