By um... what the fuck, miss? - United Kingdom
Today, I was buying ingredients for a salad. I had only picked up a few cucumbers, when an elderly lady came up to me and murmured, "Make sure you use lots of lube, or that'll hurt. Been there, sweetheart." What the HELL? FML
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By  Pauschinator  |  22

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.. Show it anyway

  Metallica36176  |  16

Thank you, 87. I completely agree. People need to learn to mind their own business. I hate when people comment unnecessarily mean comments just to make themselves seem superior.Leave the guy alone, at least he pointed it out for those who were tired and didn't get it right off....jeeze.

  hooligyn123  |  18

#27 was referencing a recent FML where the grandmother threw a party over divorcing her husband... (While there may have been grounds for it obviously the family member didn't enjoy that fact)

  Gaernem  |  17

#68 If it gave you a brain fart due to you not understanding how it may make a pickle, it is because pickles are cucumbers. Not sure if that is what you meant though. ):

  Truths  |  8

Out of everything you could of said.. You comment that. Ugh ;( FML comments are suppose to be awesome not stupid. You fail.

  Shrike  |  22

You're hardly in a position to be calling other people out for dumb comments. I mean, "could of"? "Suppose to"? Honestly. Retake elementary school.