By um... what the fuck, miss? - 02/08/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom
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By um... what the fuck, miss? - 02/08/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom
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Show it anywayYou can't tell me you looked at your post and the FML and were like "Yes! This is ready! No one thought of this!"...
Thank you, #1. I wouldn't have understood the FML if you hadn't explained this fact to me.
I sure didn't understand this FML until you commented! Thank you for telling me!
....with cucumbers. I think #1 forgot to say that...
Op asked, "What the hell?" Clearly, she did not get it.
I'm pretty sure people with actual lives no longer use the word epic.
I don't think people in general should judge whether you have a life or not, literally or figuratively.
Thank you, 87. I completely agree. People need to learn to mind their own business. I hate when people comment unnecessarily mean comments just to make themselves seem superior.Leave the guy alone, at least he pointed it out for those who were tired and didn't get it right off....jeeze.
Veteran of a thousand wars.
she's been there, done that.
listen to your elders
Take it from the voice of experience ha
More like a thousand ******.
Thank her for the advice OP.
yeah wtf old ladies how dare you end an unhappy marriage and be honest about your sexual life wth
Oh... Well... At least you got some good advice? Haha
And she was also looking out for her well-being! She cares about OP and doesnt want it to hurt. She was a sweet granny.
Nooo, I'll never look at pickles the same way again :(
thats some kinda advice she gave you OP!
Well what good is a salad without any lube?
You're hardly in a position to be calling other people out for dumb comments. I mean, "could of"? "Suppose to"? Honestly. Retake elementary school.
At least you now know to lube up
Troll grandma making her rounds again
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Veteran of a thousand wars.
Well clearly she's no stranger to home made pickles...