Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I'm scanning these, she leans in and whispers, "I love toys." FML
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tyranny
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Old people do have a sex life too, and are usually a bit more open about it than we would like to know.
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Glam_fml
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Yeah, that was kind of inappropriate for her to tell you about it, but good for her for having an exciting sex life at her age. I hope I can be that lucky..
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nxkftw
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ugh. that's terrible.
fyl.
fyl.
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Humanoid_fml
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Why? Who cares? How does this affect the OP's life in any way?
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NNNOM
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Ahahahaha! I don't think it's terrible, just hilarious. As long as she didn't start talking about positions, just laugh and brush it off. W/o shuddering.
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lovely997
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you should myob, for real
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hat_fml
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how is that FML?
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jason2468
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YDI for working at target
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gomego87
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God damn, that now... totally gave me the *Shivers*... ugh.
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wintamint101
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there are some really weird people out there
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11colio11
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ydi for not asking to join in
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colliebuddz420
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In what way does this make people think ydi why is there almost 2000 ydi's?
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BeeHappy_fml
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Ewewewewew SAGGY! How gross! FYL
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jason2468
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bee happy ur a perverted dumb ass
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m0tl3ycru3
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Obviously her husband can't satisfy her anymore.
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derpina72
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Hey hey! Old people can get it too!
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insensitivity_ki
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Why would ANYBODY say that you would deserve that...?
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genius_man16
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YDI for working at Target
YDI for being alive
YDI for being a woman
etc.
at least that's all I can think of, FYL OP, FYL indeed
YDI for being alive
YDI for being a woman
etc.
at least that's all I can think of, FYL OP, FYL indeed
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nazooer
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YDI for replying to be heard
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keepitcool
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faiiilllll
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Doorhandle57
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uhh sexist much?
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redbluegreen
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I hope you guys realize genius_man16 was just giving examples of what a troll would say, right? It's not actually his opinion?
I guess you guys can't see or understand how that would work.
I guess you guys can't see or understand how that would work.
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Leptailurus
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Because old people have every right to have sex as young people do.
Or will you, when you get older and start to get saggy, stop having sex? :|
Personally, I hope when I'm "old" that I still have a sex drive like her.
Or will you, when you get older and start to get saggy, stop having sex? :|
Personally, I hope when I'm "old" that I still have a sex drive like her.
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kukopia
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It's ageist, not sexist.
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ad_infinitum
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@ 113: Ditto.
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itsgen
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@49 ok u have problems
what the fuck is wrong with being a woman?!?!
and HELLO!!1 whats wrong with ppl like you saing YDI for working at places like walmart and target
OMG!! im 14 and even i know what an honstliving is
ur jst an insecure bitch!!!
who doent know sheitt
GROW UP!
what the fuck is wrong with being a woman?!?!
and HELLO!!1 whats wrong with ppl like you saing YDI for working at places like walmart and target
OMG!! im 14 and even i know what an honstliving is
ur jst an insecure bitch!!!
who doent know sheitt
GROW UP!
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sondramcfail
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He was being sarcastic. Like saying the only reasons trolls could possibly give for putting "YDI".
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dabomblyktiktikk
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135 fails miserably. miserably miserably miserably. and ruins a joke in the process. thats the worst kind of fail.
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A_LiST3RR
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104 - uh, idiot much? a sexist thinks one gender is superior to another. nothing to do with age.
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tyranny
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Old people do have a sex life too, and are usually a bit more open about it than we would like to know.
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Mvibes
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Maybe she was doing that on purpose. The Op couldve made a disgusted face when she saw the items so the old woman decided to mess with her a bit.
Some people like to weird others out, why should that change with age? if anything I think it (age) gives you more options/opportunities
edit: Directed at #5 sorry.
Some people like to weird others out, why should that change with age? if anything I think it (age) gives you more options/opportunities
edit: Directed at #5 sorry.
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greendaygirl999
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If she's old like the Op says, why would she need to use condoms in the first place? Hmm? If she's old, that's assuming she's already gon through menopause.
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TheZarola
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Note: it says PLEASURING condoms. Added pleasure.
Also, precaution against STDs?
Also, precaution against STDs?
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Epikouros
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@131: Yep, I look forward to creeping out nurses at my retirement home.
Yes, I know, creeping out a nurse would be a tall order.
Yes, I know, creeping out a nurse would be a tall order.
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ILIEKGIRLS
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OH. MY. GOD..
:/
:/
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Glam_fml
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Yeah, that was kind of inappropriate for her to tell you about it, but good for her for having an exciting sex life at her age. I hope I can be that lucky..
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Avenging_Angel
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I should get a job as a cashier someday, people buy the oddest combinations of stuff :D
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Logica42
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Haha, totally... =/
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Rabyd
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Lol, you wouldn't say that if she were 30 years younger.
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AshleyRose784
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hahaha, the joys of getting old, you lose your filter
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kukus92
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you'll live.
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ichikibobivopula
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no actually the phrase "I love toys" is a spell in witchcraft that gives the victim whatever terrible mental disorder the sayer is intending. Same sort of effect as saying the Lord's prayer backwards. :K