aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!!

Everybody needs some lovin, even old people. Just because they smell funny and look like prunes doesn't mean they can't get their grove on.

I am sure he only wanted to make sure his other boxes at home would last the night.

good on him, old people need love as well even if they smell funny and look like prunes.

LOL that is actually really funny, but pedophile old mans these days are crazy as f*ck.

dude that suxx

Funniest FML I've ever seen.

What do you expect?

Creeper: "This is for.... Uh... A presentation."

umm ew!

thats hot xD

A pinata in the shape of a penis and filled with whipped cream instead of candy? What kind of message r u sending out to the kids by making them whack a giant penis and then getting covered in cream.

lol i had this sudden picture of Herbert the Pervert from family guy

crazy old men and their sexual needs, surprised he only got one can

just one or a pack?

explain the coat hanger?:/

Representing beamers baybaaay. Lovin' the BMW logo. ;)

you are so fucking melodramatic

someones gettin freaky tonight;D

Ah, the joys of being a cashier. Some of the people are just so strange.
This one person — not entirely unlike the OP's — came through my line with one pregnancy test and a single coat hanger. I hope it was a practical joke or something, in both of our cases.

coat hanger !? explain plz ?!

Self-completed Abortion

They used coat hangers to abort babies back in the day.

wow.
.:( I wish I didn't ask.
thanks anyways.

fyl that's sux

Scarred you for life? I could see if he touched you inappropriately, started playing pocket pool, or told you he knew where you lived. But, a creepy smile?

Unless this very old man is your dad or grandpa, I think you will get over it in a couple of weeks, max.