By yournick - 31/01/2011 21:23 - Canada

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Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML
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boopityboppity 11
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Ah, the joys of being a cashier. Some of the people are just so strange. This one person — not entirely unlike the OP's — came through my line with one pregnancy test and a single coat hanger. I hope it was a practical joke or something, in both of our cases.

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MrBoredGuy 1

crazy old men and their sexual needs, surprised he only got one can

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haha1494 0
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!!

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
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Everybody needs some lovin, even old people. Just because they smell funny and look like prunes doesn't mean they can't get their grove on.

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roeallen 11
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I am sure he only wanted to make sure his other boxes at home would last the night.

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
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good on him, old people need love as well even if they smell funny and look like prunes.

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CabZ_fml 0
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LOL that is actually really funny, but pedophile old mans these days are crazy as f*ck.

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Yeahmyass 0

dude that suxx

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KayleighRenee 0

Funniest FML I've ever seen.

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UnderTheMoon 0

What do you expect? Creeper: "This is for.... Uh... A presentation."

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kyrarox 0

umm ew!

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jmac317 0
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thats hot xD

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banana_buddy 6
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A pinata in the shape of a penis and filled with whipped cream instead of candy? What kind of message r u sending out to the kids by making them whack a giant penis and then getting covered in cream.

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AwkwardPartyBear 24
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lol i had this sudden picture of Herbert the Pervert from family guy

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MrBoredGuy 1

crazy old men and their sexual needs, surprised he only got one can

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courtlynnnn 0

just one or a pack?

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agm2010 0

explain the coat hanger?:/

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Perksofbeingawal 0
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Representing beamers baybaaay. Lovin' the BMW logo. ;)

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mouras 5

you are so fucking melodramatic

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skyyy_fml 0

someones gettin freaky tonight;D

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boopityboppity 11
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Ah, the joys of being a cashier. Some of the people are just so strange. This one person — not entirely unlike the OP's — came through my line with one pregnancy test and a single coat hanger. I hope it was a practical joke or something, in both of our cases.

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agm2010 0

coat hanger !? explain plz ?!

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takeapieandrun 9

Self-completed Abortion

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ilaleahcim 6
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They used coat hangers to abort babies back in the day.

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agm2010 0

wow. .:( I wish I didn't ask. thanks anyways.

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sh33na_is_a_punk 0
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fyl that's sux

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furburger 0
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Scarred you for life? I could see if he touched you inappropriately, started playing pocket pool, or told you he knew where you lived. But, a creepy smile? Unless this very old man is your dad or grandpa, I think you will get over it in a couple of weeks, max.

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