By fuck but no fuck - 02/08/2013 19:44 - South Africa - Pretoria

By fuck but no fuck - 02/08/2013 19:44 - South Africa - Pretoria
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Hey at least it's pretty easy to get an erection again!
Not so easy, I bet, when you've got several bleeding lacerations on the head and shaft..... unless, of course, he's into that.
Or next time you could just get him to put it on himself, perhaps. XD
sex stories from 12 year olds warm my heart
U mean better fxck next time.
Not gonna lie, I gagged at the mental image.
Ah, just like the episode of Grey's Anatomy
More like FHL. Poor penis.. :(
More like FHP.... Or B(andage)HP(enis)....
awwwww is all I could say when i read this
OP should kiss it and make it better.
54 - Maybe that will get his erection back!
next time use you mouth its sexy and you wont nick his penis with your nails
Use her mouth to put a condom on? Now that takes skill
Just hope she doesn't bite it by accident :P
Just watch the teeth -- the last thing you want is a tiny hole in the thing
...or in his penis...
Not a good idea you can accidentally break the condom doing that
#13 It actually doesn't at all, you've obviously never tried it, I think it's easier than hands
The lube on them doesn't taste the greatest tho
#49, considering #13 is a guy, I don't think he has tried it.
That's why you use only your lips at first to roll it down. Then roll it down the rest of the way with your hand, if you can't figure it out. I don't keep long nails for this exact reason. I dunno how you could mangle a penis like that though just putting on a condom.
One time I tried to put the condom on with my mouth and it grossed my boyfriend out, because apparently "touching a condom with your mouth is disgusting".
well then something is wrong with your boyfriend.
It's okay OP. No one expects it to be perfect on the first go! I'm sure you'll get better with more practice :P
I wonder how long OP's nails are... I also wonder why he continued to allow OP to try putting the condom on, resulting in him being nicked again?
Nic me once shame on you. Nic me twice shame on you. Nic me a third time Fuck this I am done with you
Although I feel sorry for the penises that she's gonna practice on
I think he needed a different kind of protection...
I think that feels nice to be honest.
I think you have a future in B&M
No I think it's just glamour nails I like, that's all :)
On yourself or your partner?
in this stiuation let him put it on and no hand jobs
That's exactly what I thought. Id rather just arouse a guy and then kiss/dance or something while HE puts it on. I know how, but guys are better at it. BUT....at least it would be an easy fix for OP. Just because a guy loses an erection doesn't mean he can't get it back. Cut your damn nails and file them to where they aren't sharp, lick/rub the wounds to make sure theyre ok, hand him the condom, and keep yourself busy while he puts on. Don't give up OP!
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More like FHL. Poor penis.. :(
Better luck next time!