FML : Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting...

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Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By grannysmack - / Saturday 11 July 2009 09:10 / United States

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By MaramaBreaksFace | 0

#387330 - Saturday 11 July 2009 04:01

Both, always both.

By iowagirl1997 | 0

#387333 - Saturday 11 July 2009 04:01

Ohh granny getting it on!!

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By MaramaBreaksFace | 0

#387330 - Saturday 11 July 2009 04:01

Both, always both.

genius_man16 | 0

#387669 - Saturday 11 July 2009 06:42

you failed the first rule of being a woman on the job: Never, under any circumstances, BEND OVER to pick up anything. You gotta kneel down. Even if you aren't wearing a skirt. So YDI just for that. You should probably be flattered though. I guess you have a nice ass.

Imawhalerider | 0

#387766 - Saturday 11 July 2009 07:32

at least she smacked it, she could have palmed and fingered.

eggnogg | 0

#388205 - Saturday 11 July 2009 10:51

dont reply to get ur comment up top cunt bag

pltcllyincorrect | 0

#389218 - Sunday 12 July 2009 05:42

Dude, it was a dude.

Kylias | 6

#389251 - Sunday 12 July 2009 05:52

Dude, it was a woman. It says it right under the FML.

Icalasari | 0

#412432 - Monday 20 July 2009 04:49

Not to mention that guys are called waiters, not waitresses. So a guy would not be waitressing

hellokittywhore | 0

#839592 - Wednesday 10 February 2010 01:56

shut up 78 your no better than the rest if the ppl who comment on #1 to get to the top, you dis the same so you can talk shittt

Philosophic | 0

#927366 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 03:54

YDI for having a nose.

ZleveL | 0

#976245 - Thursday 8 April 2010 07:14

^ wtf? :D

itsjulia | 0

#979948 - Thursday 15 April 2010 04:42

I thought OP was a guy...

fuzzywazzy012 | 0

#1062911 - Sunday 4 July 2010 05:55

Thats hot? More like horrifying

lolfylanydi | 0

#1189223 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 07:58

ydi for not being a lesbian

By iowagirl1997 | 0

#387333 - Saturday 11 July 2009 04:01

Ohh granny getting it on!!

SilverHusky | 0

#387417 - Saturday 11 July 2009 04:30

LOL!

SiCMgt4SlipKnoT | 0

#387430 - Saturday 11 July 2009 04:36

Who downrated #2. She lives in Iowa which is where Slipknot is from. She is automatically cool!!! Stay (SiC)

gtdoll | 0

#387585 - Saturday 11 July 2009 05:57

I know right?! Lol what's up with grannies these days...?

iKaite | 0

#387986 - Saturday 11 July 2009 09:07

Bloody horny grannies are worse then these young kids.

pippysthename00 | 0

#388956 - Sunday 12 July 2009 03:33

That's hot.

TomPusslicker | 20

#1313350 - Saturday 28 August 2010 08:37

grannies are worse than the kids cuz old people can do just about anything they want....not many people wanna scrap with seniors lol. its a shame though she didnt shove a few singles down ur ass, and one of them with her number. i bet shes wild in bed lmao...