By grannysmack - 11/07/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML
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iowagirl1997 0

Ohh granny getting it on!!

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genius_man16 0
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you failed the first rule of being a woman on the job: Never, under any circumstances, BEND OVER to pick up anything. You gotta kneel down. Even if you aren't wearing a skirt. So YDI just for that. You should probably be flattered though. I guess you have a nice ass.

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Imawhalerider 0

at least she smacked it, she could have palmed and fingered.

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eggnogg 0

dont reply to get ur comment up top cunt bag

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pltcllyincorrect 0

Dude, it was a dude.

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Kylias 6

Dude, it was a woman. It says it right under the FML.

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Icalasari 0

Not to mention that guys are called waiters, not waitresses. So a guy would not be waitressing

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hellokittywhore 0

shut up 78 your no better than the rest if the ppl who comment on #1 to get to the top, you dis the same so you can talk shittt

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Philosophic 0
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YDI for having a nose.

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itsjulia 0

I thought OP was a guy...

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fuzzywazzy012 0
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Thats hot? More like horrifying

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lolfylanydi 0
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ydi for not being a lesbian

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iowagirl1997 0

Ohh granny getting it on!!

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SiCMgt4SlipKnoT 0

Who downrated #2. She lives in Iowa which is where Slipknot is from. She is automatically cool!!! Stay (SiC)

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gtdoll 0

I know right?! Lol what's up with grannies these days...?

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iKaite 0
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Bloody horny grannies are worse then these young kids.

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pippysthename00 0

That's hot.

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TomPusslicker 21
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grannies are worse than the kids cuz old people can do just about anything they want....not many people wanna scrap with seniors lol. its a shame though she didnt shove a few singles down ur ass, and one of them with her number. i bet shes wild in bed lmao...

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samusfox 0
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Did you give her your number?

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gtdoll 0

I kissed a granny and I liked it.... The taste of three day old prune juice ;) lol

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Mozart24 0

#48 wins the Cool Comments game...

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Finnboghi 0
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#48 is a WinRAR. Also, these comments would have been a lot less light hearted if it'd been a guy who smacked her.

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Emico_fml 0
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Lmao! That's hilarious!

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TehGirreth 0
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The real question is: Why were you bent over in the first place? Customers don't get that much service.

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Fml37 0
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Runnnnnnnnnnn bitch run!!! :p

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crownme 0

That's nasty I woulda slapped the false teeth out of her

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SiCMgt4SlipKnoT 0

YDI for presenting yourself to some old fart

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Inked2009 0

That wasn't their intention asshole

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Josh223344 0

That's pretty bad! I bet u liked it

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gregzav 0

Too many FML's like this starting to get old...

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buddy51 23
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Both! First.

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that_guy321 2

FAIL. You were 11th

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abcdefghiloveyou 0
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Just means double first?

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