By grannysmack - United States
Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML
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  genius_man16  |  0

you failed the first rule of being a woman on the job: Never, under any circumstances, BEND OVER to pick up anything. You gotta kneel down. Even if you aren't wearing a skirt. So YDI just for that.

You should probably be flattered though. I guess you have a nice ass.

  TomPusslicker  |  21

grannies are worse than the kids cuz old people can do just about anything they want....not many people wanna scrap with seniors lol.

its a shame though she didnt shove a few singles down ur ass, and one of them with her number. i bet shes wild in bed lmao...