Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML
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MaramaBreaksFace
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Both, always both.
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iowagirl1997
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Ohh granny getting it on!!
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MaramaBreaksFace
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Both, always both.
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genius_man16
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you failed the first rule of being a woman on the job: Never, under any circumstances, BEND OVER to pick up anything. You gotta kneel down. Even if you aren't wearing a skirt. So YDI just for that.
You should probably be flattered though. I guess you have a nice ass.
You should probably be flattered though. I guess you have a nice ass.
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Imawhalerider
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at least she smacked it, she could have palmed and fingered.
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eggnogg
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dont reply to get ur comment up top cunt bag
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pltcllyincorrect
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Dude, it was a dude.
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Kylias
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Dude, it was a woman. It says it right under the FML.
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Icalasari
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Not to mention that guys are called waiters, not waitresses. So a guy would not be waitressing
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hellokittywhore
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shut up 78 your no better than the rest if the ppl who comment on #1 to get to the top, you dis the same so you can talk shittt
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Philosophic
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YDI for having a nose.
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ZleveL
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^ wtf? :D
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itsjulia
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I thought OP was a guy...
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fuzzywazzy012
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Thats hot? More like horrifying
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lolfylanydi
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ydi for not being a lesbian
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iowagirl1997
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Ohh granny getting it on!!
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SilverHusky
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LOL!
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SiCMgt4SlipKnoT
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Who downrated #2. She lives in Iowa which is where Slipknot is from. She is automatically cool!!!
Stay (SiC)
Stay (SiC)
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gtdoll
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I know right?! Lol what's up with grannies these days...?
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iKaite
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Bloody horny grannies are worse then these young kids.
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pippysthename00
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That's hot.
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TomPusslicker
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grannies are worse than the kids cuz old people can do just about anything they want....not many people wanna scrap with seniors lol.
its a shame though she didnt shove a few singles down ur ass, and one of them with her number. i bet shes wild in bed lmao...
its a shame though she didnt shove a few singles down ur ass, and one of them with her number. i bet shes wild in bed lmao...
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samusfox
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Did you give her your number?
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gtdoll
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I kissed a granny and I liked it....
The taste of three day old prune juice ;) lol
The taste of three day old prune juice ;) lol
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Mozart24
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#48 wins the Cool Comments game...
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Finnboghi
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#48 is a WinRAR.
Also, these comments would have been a lot less light hearted if it'd been a guy who smacked her.
Also, these comments would have been a lot less light hearted if it'd been a guy who smacked her.
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Emico_fml
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Lmao! That's hilarious!
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TehGirreth
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The real question is: Why were you bent over in the first place? Customers don't get that much service.
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Fml37
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Runnnnnnnnnnn bitch run!!! :p
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crownme
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That's nasty I woulda slapped the false teeth out of her
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SiCMgt4SlipKnoT
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YDI for presenting yourself to some old fart
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Inked2009
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That wasn't their intention asshole
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Josh223344
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That's pretty bad! I bet u liked it
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gregzav
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Too many FML's like this starting to get old...
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buddy51
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Both!
First.
First.
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that_guy321
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FAIL.
You were 11th
You were 11th
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abcdefghiloveyou
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Just means double first?