Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend of two years. He asked me to turn off my webcam. I asked why, and he said to just trust him. Turns out it was because he didn't want to see my face as he broke up with me. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
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KommanderKush420 5
You got dumped while he was taking a dump. He made two dumps at once.
TheWindowLicker 13
I'm posting this so there's one less spot for a shit related pun. You can thank me later. Also good for you op. Thats some low class shit right there. Do you really want that in your life?
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Comments (168)
zephyrum 0
I hope he knows that laptop on the lap will basically kill his balls either way he loses
perdix 31
Sounds like a . . . *reaches up to lower sunglasses* Hey, where the hell are my sunglasses? Anyone seen my sunglasses? How many dumpings was he doing at the same time? I'm imagining that while he was ******** and rejecting you, he was also selling products below cost to wipe out competitors.
broim13calm_down 8
sitting on the toilet. :P
rahrah765765 11
THAT YOUTUBE VIDEO! Yuk! I couldn't get that out of my head for about a week! Now it's come back to haunt me! Even while I'm writing this I have her in the background of my mind bouncing on the toilet seat singing..."sitting on the toilet UH! sittin-ontha-toilett MMPH!"
jayhawkchik 4
Ew, just ewwww. You're better off without that classless moron ! Don't swear that.
nickc12 4
So you got double dumped!
zach8771 3
So he dumped u while taking a dump
linkinpark98 24
Have you not read the FML?
cokee1233 5
How pathetic can someone be ?! It is just so disrespectful! This idiot sounds so rude and immature you are so much better off without him!
autumnbos 3
Wow what an asshole...
nico16_fml 6
That's the ***** :(
mlaikens 0
What a douche!