By Toilettrash - 06/07/2012 10:51 - United States

Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
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KommanderKush420 5

You got dumped while he was taking a dump. He made two dumps at once.

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TheWindowLicker 13

I'm posting this so there's one less spot for a shit related pun. You can thank me later. Also good for you op. Thats some low class shit right there. Do you really want that in your life?

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MindFreakazoid 10

For many reasons. At least you didn't have to see his lower half OP :3

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ThisIsMyReign 4

He's just multitasking OP. He's taking a shit, saving you time, and wasting existence.

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YoungMisfit 9

Honey we need to talk...*plop*... It's over.

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Bluekaren16 19

I wonder if he was trying to be inconspicuous while he was doing it? If he was then OP you won! You have the power to tell others how dirty he is. That'll keep him dateless for a while.

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ThisIsMyReign 4

57 - It's 2012 no one cares about taking ***** anymore. Like Nike we "just do it".

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SirCharles83 13

Sorry OP, that really stinks. Your whole relationship flushed down the tubes. I hope you were sitting down when he told you. Just try and wipe away the memories. I will introduce you to my friend lou.

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Guitar360 4

Brings new meaning to the word dumped...

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TheWindowLicker 13

I'm posting this so there's one less spot for a shit related pun. You can thank me later. Also good for you op. Thats some low class shit right there. Do you really want that in your life?

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dogpup4 23

Ha, must be a SHITTY situation. Right guys? Cos hes on the toilet!

TheVelocirabbit 10

4- Before you embarrass yourself even more, what you just said has been overused in these types of FML that it's not funny anymore.

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Colonel_Lexi 18

4-You're about as funny as Dane Cook.

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Insane_Tea 15

Wow, that's quite the.. dumping OP's boyfriend did. I'm sure he was..relieved to get that out of his sytem. Speaking of relief it's certain that the boyfriend didn't give a..hoot or holler about OP. Yes, he is just a huge pile of..wasted space. I tried.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

50) Careful! One of the mods like Dane Cook! Hide!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Yeah, I heard that Sirin ABSOLUTELY LOVES Dane Cook. Let's all PM her about anything related to Dane Cook.

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ManInTheMachine 19

I hear Sirin has pictures of Dane Cook all over her house. She lights candles around them and gives him meat sacrifices every third Tuesday. He's her idol. True story.

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Sirin_fml 46

My condolences to your soon-to-be-bereaved families, gentlemen.

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Prettygirlnswag 5

Who does this post go to? I'd be scared if I were u. Lol I think

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SmokingUnicorn 8

4- What if he's on the toilet taking a piss?

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Soloman212 28

It's almost maddening that it doesn't allow us to thumb up posts by the FML team... It makes me want to stab myself in the eye with a silver spork soaked in red wine vinegar...

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nado13579 12

With the amount of comments #4 has, you would think he'd learn by now what puns NOT to say.

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I_lost_the_game 25

Yes. Even though it says he taking a dump.

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BeforeItWasCool 12

Well you're clearly not losing much. If he's disgusting enough to take a shit on webcam, I think you've had a lucky escape.

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onlychildFTW 33

Yeah OP, you're coming out ahead with this one. FYL for having to see him on the toilet.

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emily36459 6

Definitely agree

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KommanderKush420 5

You got dumped while he was taking a dump. He made two dumps at once.

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igive 29

I wonder how many people took a dump while reading this FML.

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Violent_Vixen 2

Since you brought it up, why yes I was leaving a dump. I never take a dump. That's nasty - Cleveland voice

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rightspark 7

Gives new meaning to the term hit twi birds with one stone lol

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thatssomeBS 9

That's a Double Dumper... sounds like a product the shamwow guy would sell.

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terrible_things 1

So sad :( aww well if he was talking a dump and dumping you at the same time he didn't deserve u

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BeforeItWasCool 12

Sigh. These puns are no longer acceptable. Please, stop.

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rcgirl2 11

Just... shut up. Those puns are played out.

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Hockeyboy4280 18

Yeah dude, stop making those shitty puns

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PoseidonsSon 3

And thus, the shitstorm of bad puns commences.

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saIty 17

Should have recorded that shit and made it viral to show what an ass he is.

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olpally 32

That was a very salty comment... Thumbs up for you sir... :D

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AnagenisisZagus 13

Take pride in the fact that that very device is nuking his sperm as you speak.

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cookeemonster 7

Win ^^ To everyone who does not understand its a reference to an earlier FML.

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olpally 32

Just as your username says, he's toilet trash! What an asshole!

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bigtaytay 13

I wonder which dump took longer...

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