For many reasons. At least you didn't have to see his lower half OP :3

He's just multitasking OP. He's taking a shit, saving you time, and wasting existence.

Honey we need to talk...*plop*... It's over.

I wonder if he was trying to be inconspicuous while he was doing it? If he was then OP you won! You have the power to tell others how dirty he is. That'll keep him dateless for a while.

Now it's time to go roll his house.

57 - It's 2012 no one cares about taking shits anymore. Like Nike we "just do it".

dumpception

Sorry OP, that really stinks. Your whole relationship flushed down the tubes. I hope you were sitting down when he told you. Just try and wipe away the memories. I will introduce you to my friend lou.

Dump during a dump? Dumpception

Brings new meaning to the word dumped...

Print-Screen ;)

Ha, must be a SHITTY situation. Right guys? Cos hes on the toilet!

4- FAIL.

4- Before you embarrass yourself even more, what you just said has been overused in these types of FML that it's not funny anymore.

4-You're about as funny as Dane Cook.

Wow, that's quite the.. dumping OP's boyfriend did. I'm sure he was..relieved to get that out of his sytem. Speaking of relief it's certain that the boyfriend didn't give a..hoot or holler about OP. Yes, he is just a huge pile of..wasted space. I tried.

50) Careful! One of the mods like Dane Cook! Hide!

Yeah, I heard that Sirin ABSOLUTELY LOVES Dane Cook. Let's all PM her about anything related to Dane Cook.

I hear Sirin has pictures of Dane Cook all over her house. She lights candles around them and gives him meat sacrifices every third Tuesday. He's her idol. True story.

My condolences to your soon-to-be-bereaved families, gentlemen.

You....exist!!!

Who does this post go to? I'd be scared if I were u. Lol I think

4- What if he's on the toilet taking a piss?

It's almost maddening that it doesn't allow us to thumb up posts by the FML team... It makes me want to stab myself in the eye with a silver spork soaked in red wine vinegar...

With the amount of comments #4 has, you would think he'd learn by now what puns NOT to say.

Yes. Even though it says he taking a dump.

You, Sirin, are my hero.

Your* Oh wait...

Darn, no one got the joke :(

Yeah OP, you're coming out ahead with this one. FYL for having to see him on the toilet.

Definitely agree

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Dumpception!

I wonder how many people took a dump while reading this FML.

Since you brought it up, why yes I was leaving a dump. I never take a dump. That's nasty - Cleveland voice

Yo dawg..

Gives new meaning to the term hit twi birds with one stone lol

Highly efficient.

That's a Double Dumper... sounds like a product the shamwow guy would sell.

Sigh. These puns are no longer acceptable. Please, stop.

Just... shut up. Those puns are played out.

Yeah dude, stop making those shitty puns

And thus, the shitstorm of bad puns commences.

Poo

That was a very salty comment... Thumbs up for you sir... :D

Win ^^ To everyone who does not understand its a reference to an earlier FML.