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By Thay - 01/09/2016 22:28 - United States

Today, I logged onto Tinder to see if I had any messages. I had one: "Get off Tinder." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2020 09:57 - Argentina - Burzaco

Today, I was swiping on Tinder when the app told me there was one else left to meet. I haven't had any matches. FML

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By anon - 11/11/2015 03:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, a notification from Tinder popped up on my girlfriend's phone, saying, "Congratulations, you have a new match." FML

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By Singleforever - 08/08/2016 12:40 - United States - West Hartford

Today, I finally matched with someone on Tinder after using it for a month. I sent a message and they unmatched. FML

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By *SuperCringe* - 28/09/2017 16:00

Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML

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By Bill - 29/04/2023 00:00

Today, my girlfriend confronted me about having an active Tinder profile. When she showed it to me, it was someone pretending to be me. But that now begs the question: Why is she on Tinder? FML

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By Joboi23 - 07/03/2018 19:00

Today, I matched with a woman on Tinder with whom I'd already talked on another dating app. The conversation had died out pretty quickly, so I was surprised she gave me a second chance. Her first message was to tell me how boring I was on the other app. FML

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Bad start

By Shamu - 20/04/2022 00:00

Today, after 4 years of being single, I decided to go back to the dating scene. I downloaded Tinder. My matches run for the hills as soon as I show them a full body pic of myself. One guy even told me to delete the app from my phone, because if “guys wanted to go whaling, they’d go out to sea.” FML

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Dating apps are hopeless

By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 04:00 - Norway

Today, after seeing that my Tinder profile has been stagnant for a VERY long time, I became desperate enough to purchase a 100x boost. The result? One of the girls unmatched me. Not that it matters. All my matches have yet to answer back. FML

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By tenniemo - 12/01/2019 04:00

Today, like for the last year, I’ve been on Tinder. I was having a great conversation with a man and we were planning a date for next week when he asked for my number. When I politely responded that I’d rather wait to exchange numbers after meeting in person, he blocked me. FML

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Still married

By need not know - 19/01/2020 05:00

Today, while fixing my dad's phone, I saw Tinder installed. He's still married to my mum. FML

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lovebooks07 15

Friday 2 September 2016 8:55

'Get off Tinder' 'Why' 'It's full of people that want to steal your innocence' 'Mom, I'm 33'

cakefete2 30

Friday 2 September 2016 8:51

On the bright side, you now have a published FML.

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cakefete2 30

Friday 2 September 2016 8:51

On the bright side, you now have a published FML.

Dilexar 26

Friday 2 September 2016 9:00

very good point though

caroline43872 24

Thursday 8 September 2016 15:53

One more thing to add to the bio

lovebooks07 15

Friday 2 September 2016 8:55

'Get off Tinder' 'Why' 'It's full of people that want to steal your innocence' 'Mom, I'm 33'

blairiofosterio1 10

Friday 2 September 2016 9:13

Isn't the point of Tinder to 'get off'?

Cipher_585 18

Friday 2 September 2016 14:33

Maybe it just wasn't meant to be

squizzlebee 19

Friday 2 September 2016 14:36

Don't take to heart OP, the majority of users on Tinder are looking to hook up and therefore have pretty shallow preferences. The fact it's designed for you to judge people based on a couple of pictures and a tiny description shows how trivial it really is. Your worth is not based on the opinions of a handful of strangers, so keep on being you and one day someone will discover how awesome you are!

SecondBee 12

Friday 2 September 2016 14:46

While I don't disagree with anything you've said, reflect that it's possible that OP said something someone considered objectionable and that's why they told them to get off Tinder. It isn't up to the speaker how their words are interpreted and more people should be aware of that.

Royness 8

Friday 2 September 2016 15:02

Maybe they just have poor grammar and just wanted to let you know that they got off to your Tinder picture. ;)

danm_1 28

Friday 2 September 2016 16:54

Well that's rather harsh...

RichardPencil 30

Friday 2 September 2016 16:56

Maybe they thought you were too good for Tinder and needed to meet people the old-fashioned. low-tech way -- going to bars and strapping on beer goggles. Yeah, let's go with that.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Friday 2 September 2016 18:03

Tinder has obviously become self-aware and is trying to hit on you in its still limited vocabulary. Rest assured that if you are the first person to get a mobile application off, a place in the record books is guaranteed.

brenton490 19

Friday 2 September 2016 21:40

Ya op get off tinder you make all the crappy people look worse then they already are.

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