By Toilettrash - 06/07/2012 10:51 - United States

Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
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KommanderKush420 5

You got dumped while he was taking a dump. He made two dumps at once.

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TheWindowLicker 13

I'm posting this so there's one less spot for a shit related pun. You can thank me later. Also good for you op. Thats some low class shit right there. Do you really want that in your life?

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DKjazz 20

xzibit.jpg Yo dawg, I heard you like dumps, so I got your boyfriend to dump you while taking a dump.

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MarisaCB 16

Well, thank him for doing the dumping for you.

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kelsey_M_Jones 5

MOST guys are jerks! :(

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alexnoyle 12

That's sounds like a shitty situation :P

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TheVelocirabbit 10

Please, read my comment under 2's comment and you'll understand why you can't say that.

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dead_insects 18

Well let's hope he dropped the laptop into the toilet when he got up to wipe, ******* pig!! I'm sorry OP, when it stops hurting, you'll see that you're truly better off

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Pandacupcakelove 26

And now you know he was a waste of time and you deserve better! Screw him (metaphorically)! Now you should just dress up in your favorite outfit and go out with your friends, maybe meet somebody. You'll find some one better for sure!

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Corrupt_waffles 13

I loved how you kept moving your hands around because you didn't know what to do with them.

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ubetrwatchBN 5

28 - Rofl, geezus, your pic man. If that's Leo dicaprio and that other chick, who is that other guy on the right in the tighty whities supposed to be? The captain? Lol

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