Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
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KommanderKush420 5
You got dumped while he was taking a dump. He made two dumps at once.
TheWindowLicker 13
I'm posting this so there's one less spot for a shit related pun. You can thank me later. Also good for you op. Thats some low class shit right there. Do you really want that in your life?
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Comments (168)
DKjazz 20
xzibit.jpg Yo dawg, I heard you like dumps, so I got your boyfriend to dump you while taking a dump.
borkchop1992 15
Brutality
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Sub-Zero Wins
ubetrwatchBN 5
Toastieee!
MarisaCB 16
Well, thank him for doing the dumping for you.
namseace 8
Agreed.
KiRaKaT 9
Sorry op. Some guys are jerks :(
kelsey_M_Jones 5
MOST guys are jerks! :(
alexnoyle 12
That's sounds like a shitty situation :P
starwind3438 9
Sounds like you need to be slapped.
TheVelocirabbit 10
Please, read my comment under 2's comment and you'll understand why you can't say that.
dead_insects 18
Well let's hope he dropped the laptop into the toilet when he got up to wipe, ******* pig!! I'm sorry OP, when it stops hurting, you'll see that you're truly better off
AbbyAbyss 5
... Metaphors, anyone?
Rowdey 10
No, thanks.
Pandacupcakelove 26
And now you know he was a waste of time and you deserve better! Screw him (metaphorically)! Now you should just dress up in your favorite outfit and go out with your friends, maybe meet somebody. You'll find some one better for sure!
Corrupt_waffles 13
I loved how you kept moving your hands around because you didn't know what to do with them.
ibenj 1
Awh crap!
ubetrwatchBN 5
28 - Rofl, geezus, your pic man. If that's Leo dicaprio and that other chick, who is that other guy on the right in the tighty whities supposed to be? The captain? Lol