Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend of two years. He asked me to turn off my webcam. I asked why, and he said to just trust him. Turns out it was because he didn't want to see my face as he broke up with me. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
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KommanderKush420 5
You got dumped while he was taking a dump. He made two dumps at once.
TheWindowLicker 13
I'm posting this so there's one less spot for a shit related pun. You can thank me later. Also good for you op. Thats some low class shit right there. Do you really want that in your life?
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Comments (168)
ILuv_toaster182 5
What a douche! He doesn't deserve you. These puns are lame.
toughchick14 15
Gross!!! Do not worry you are wayyy better of without him!
can2012 0
Biggest beauty ever!!
ohitsdaniella 7
He's a little shit..
ChuckMcNugget 1
It is a laptop
TofuSpaceships 3
The irony of this situation is a bit hilarious (I'm sorry about what happened though, no really, I am)
sarahpuppydog14 0
Maybe you were annoying the shit out of him.
noisebox 1
He was the inspiration for the movie 'the excrement'....
aislincalum 5
That is beyond gross. Generally, I'm not that sensitive, but good lord.
Sizzle91 0
This is classic. He was taking what he could use and leaving the rest!!