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By hotpatata - 06/07/2012 15:03 - United States
Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML
He's right. I read that under perfect circumstances, the average sneeze produced by a human being can equal more than double the equivalent power generated by... Are you guys seriously still reading this BS? Idiots.
Yeah a douchebag patriots fan would do something like that
OP can do something even cooler: do it Ghost rider style. Stare at a cop while your head is on fire, grab your jaw, re-locate it, and watch his look of disgust that turns into awe as you rude into the darkness with your awesome bike, also on fire >:D