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By  ALlamaOnFire  |  20

My god, what do you do during sex?

  metaphoristic  |  8

Why are two of these comments relating OP's sneezing accident to sex? I don't understand and I don't think I want to know in case there's some sort of underground sneeze-appreciation movement

  MDTeddy  |  13

1 Didn't read the fml to try and be first and 2 has some kind of disorder to think that this fml had anything to do with sex. If it did then I am sure it would be in the fml.

  geko911  |  22

Indeed 39 must have PMS. I would guess that the picture says "I do not have PMS" yet people who are telling the truth don't une contractions so 39, sorry to tell you but your profile pic sold you out.

  greenie213  |  23

He's right. I read that under perfect circumstances, the average sneeze produced by a human being can equal more than double the equivalent power generated by... Are you guys seriously still reading this BS? Idiots.

  Jakespeed207  |  4

OP can do something even cooler: do it Ghost rider style. Stare at a cop while your head is on fire, grab your jaw, re-locate it, and watch his look of disgust that turns into awe as you rude into the darkness with your awesome bike, also on fire >:D