Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend of two years. He asked me to turn off my webcam. I asked why, and he said to just trust him. Turns out it was because he didn't want to see my face as he broke up with me. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
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KommanderKush420 5
You got dumped while he was taking a dump. He made two dumps at once.
TheWindowLicker 13
I'm posting this so there's one less spot for a shit related pun. You can thank me later. Also good for you op. Thats some low class shit right there. Do you really want that in your life?
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Comments (168)
sammySamantha 0
Ouch
Lynabear 0
Ew..I wouldn't wanna date someone who takes their laptop into the bathroom anyways. Germ party...
Zachthejoker 10
Thats a new one. But its a good thing, any guy willing to dump someone while taking a dump, doesn't deserve to be in a relationship. At least until he goes to AA.
Corrupt_waffles 13
Now I just had a derp moment. :/ my phone doesn't know what copy and paste means. I wrote something long and meaningful about low class and how red necks I have met would not do that...and my phone just decided to post something else. Damn iPhone. Anyways yeah. The guy did you a favor. He really did.
JustKittyKat 24
I know this is low, but you so could have screen shot it and used the pictures as an evil possible embarrassing blackmail. If the break up was really truly terribly brutal..
LizzCat77 9
That was rather dumpy of him.
heyycurl 4
OH THE IRONY!
dixiefoxx 22
That's a different way of breaking up with someone.. It's okay OP, if he broke up with you like that, that just shows how much you don't need him
coxatron 2
What a sick son of a...
photoquilty 6
I see this as a good thing. I'm sorry, but do you want to spend any more time with a guy who ***** while on the computer?