Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend of two years. He asked me to turn off my webcam. I asked why, and he said to just trust him. Turns out it was because he didn't want to see my face as he broke up with me. FML

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML