Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML
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Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, when some suds from my shampoo fell into my mouth and down my throat. I retched and sputtered for about two minutes before finally throwing up. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
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Top comments
F_MY_L1FE 0
WTH, who does both AT THE same time?? BAD IDEA. YDI
JesseJaymz 0
and now you have a mouth full of bloody pubes.
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Comments (187)
taffy1239 3
bahahaha! if your razor went in your mouth.... where'd you put the toothbrush?.... O.o
rallets 23
on his face?
lil_ham1644 29
I did not even think about that! The toothbrush goes right in the trash.
Ipreferbroccoli 0
*spreads arms euphorically* Tomorrow tomorrow, I love you, tomorrow, you're AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWGH
marylovesyou8D 7
lmaoooo. XD
kelsay333 0
I would be scared to brush my teeth for a week
kuntageous 0
holy ****. intense. ydi
shadaboo2014 0
Ikr fyl for deservin tht hahahaha
4everhis 0
Don't believe it.
Yooh_Plus_Meh 0
But now your skin is minty fresh.
afallingstar 22
ydi for trying to "multitask"
jadeling 0
You cut yourself with your toothbrush? I find that hard to believe. Still, Fyl.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Moron... he had his razor in one hand and his toothbrush in the other. The hand with the razor accidentally went in his mouth to brush his teeth while the one with the toothbrush started attempting to shave. What I'd like to know is why he was shaving in the shower... Don't men need to see what they're doing, if they're shaving his face (Which I assume he was doing... south of the border's another story).
jadeling 0
38 no need for the name calling. I merely read the FML wrong.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Pendatik; Yeah, for sure :/. However, while in the shower it's easier to see more of what you're doing south of the border than you know... your face. Lol
fisheatsbear 6
@38 there is such a thing as a shower mirror -_-
5t3ff1k4h 47
Touche. Not commonly seen, actually I haven't seen them at all in anyone's homes around here. But you make a good point.
fisheatsbear 6
you go around peoples homes looking in their showers? lol neighborhood stalker
easlehc 0
she cut herself with the razor silly :)
5t3ff1k4h 47
62, you mean to say you've never used a friend's washroom? Never used their toilet? It's kind of hard to miss depending on the curtains/doors in the shower. 75, this FML was brought to you by a HE. Not a she.
daiseylulu 0
Wow are you that dumb I don't even feel bad.
waterynuggets 0
Lol exactly
austin1414 3
at least your upper lip is Minty fresh