Today, I was moving into my new apartment. I moved in a couple of bags and realized I really needed to poop. It’s been 10 minutes since I realized I hadn’t brought the toilet paper in yet. No one to bring me any. FML
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Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I had just sat down and taken a dump in a public restroom when I realized there was no toilet paper. I tried to discreetly call for help, but no one heard me. My only option was to text a friend and have them bring me some. The worst part? My friend ended up texting me, "You called for backup?" as I waited in humiliation. FML
Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML
Today, I woke up to use the restroom, because I had to take a shit. There was basically no toilet paper left. I asked my boyfriend if he could go get some. It was 1 a.m. He said he’d go when the stores were open, then told me to just rinse off in the shower. FML
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Today, while apartment hunting with my boyfriend, I needed to use the bathroom. We were on our own and no toilet paper. Fortunately I carry wipes with me, because I had to more than just pee. All was fine, until I tried to flush and realized the water was turned off. The next person will get quite the surprise. FML
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
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NostalgiaFreak9 41
Pull up your trousers, exit the bathroom, get a roll of toilet paper along with a fresh pair of undergarments, wipe yourself, change your underwear, and then do laundry.
bl3ur0z3 17
Take off your underwear, wipe your ass, and throw your underwear in the laundry
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Comments (18)
NostalgiaFreak9 41
Pull up your trousers, exit the bathroom, get a roll of toilet paper along with a fresh pair of undergarments, wipe yourself, change your underwear, and then do laundry.
EmDizzle2007 28
you'd think it'd be obvious... but no.
mixedupminx 8
You know that they use their hand to wipe in some cultures? The more you know
bl3ur0z3 17
Take off your underwear, wipe your ass, and throw your underwear in the laundry
dasin 18
i would not add thwm back into rotation
ThrottleJockey 35
Around here we call that Griswolding.
Akitakat 31
The shitter’s full...
RichardPencil 30
Hope for a flawless victory!
Tien Ngo 4
Don't you have a shower you can use?
Akitakat 31
Water is your friend.
Nic1330 5
shit happens 😂😂😂 but seriously at least nobody else was there so technically you dont have to explain yourself
Mooglefox 23
Always make sure the first thing you bring into a new place is the toilet paper
Hejira Hayes 8
You got your phone, don't ya? Now, the tricky part is that it has to be all three seashells. Locate the top corner that doesn't have a camera on it...
Akitakat 31
Many days later.... they are sitting on the toilet reading the fml comments while they continue to wait, wait... and still, waiting.