Today, I was moving into my new apartment. I moved in a couple...

By Billz - 10/4/2019 00:00

Today, I was moving into my new apartment. I moved in a couple of bags and realized I really needed to poop. It’s been 10 minutes since I realized I hadn’t brought the toilet paper in yet. No one to bring me any. FML

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By NostalgiaFreak9 | 40

#7791745 - Wednesday 10 April 2019 0:05

Pull up your trousers, exit the bathroom, get a roll of toilet paper along with a fresh pair of undergarments, wipe yourself, change your underwear, and then do laundry.

By bl3ur0z3 | 17

#7791759 - Wednesday 10 April 2019 1:29

Take off your underwear, wipe your ass, and throw your underwear in the laundry

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By NostalgiaFreak9 | 40

#7791745 - Wednesday 10 April 2019 0:05

Pull up your trousers, exit the bathroom, get a roll of toilet paper along with a fresh pair of undergarments, wipe yourself, change your underwear, and then do laundry.

EmDizzle2007 | 27

#7791761 - Wednesday 10 April 2019 1:58

you'd think it'd be obvious... but no.

By mixedupminx | 8

#7791755 - Wednesday 10 April 2019 0:37

You know that they use their hand to wipe in some cultures? The more you know

By bl3ur0z3 | 17

#7791759 - Wednesday 10 April 2019 1:29

Take off your underwear, wipe your ass, and throw your underwear in the laundry

dasin | 15

#7792410 - Thursday 11 April 2019 20:40

i would not add thwm back into rotation

ThrottleJockey | 34

#7792496 - Friday 12 April 2019 5:17

Around here we call that Griswolding.

Akitakat | 31

#7792843 - Saturday 13 April 2019 9:02

The shitter’s full...

By RichardPencil | 27

#7791780 - Wednesday 10 April 2019 4:55

Hope for a flawless victory!

By davidfong | 14

#7791855 - Wednesday 10 April 2019 11:49

You may have to sacrifice the pair of underwear. This has happened to me I have about 10 rolls of tp in my bathroom at all times. You can never have to much tp.

By Tien Ngo | 3

#7791858 - Wednesday 10 April 2019 12:06

Don't you have a shower you can use?

By Akitakat | 31

#7791913 - Wednesday 10 April 2019 15:33

Water is your friend.

By Nic1330 | 4

#7791957 - Wednesday 10 April 2019 18:03

shit happens 😂😂😂 but seriously at least nobody else was there so technically you dont have to explain yourself

By Mooglefox | 23

#7792059 - Wednesday 10 April 2019 22:15

Always make sure the first thing you bring into a new place is the toilet paper

By Hejira Hayes | 8

#7792559 - Friday 12 April 2019 10:59

You got your phone, don't ya?

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