By Billz - 10/04/2019 00:00

Today, I was moving into my new apartment. I moved in a couple of bags and realized I really needed to poop. It’s been 10 minutes since I realized I hadn’t brought the toilet paper in yet. No one to bring me any. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 799
You deserved it 461

Same thing different taste

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Pull up your trousers, exit the bathroom, get a roll of toilet paper along with a fresh pair of undergarments, wipe yourself, change your underwear, and then do laundry.

bl3ur0z3 17

Take off your underwear, wipe your ass, and throw your underwear in the laundry

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Pull up your trousers, exit the bathroom, get a roll of toilet paper along with a fresh pair of undergarments, wipe yourself, change your underwear, and then do laundry.

EmDizzle2007 28

you'd think it'd be obvious... but no.

You know that they use their hand to wipe in some cultures? The more you know

bl3ur0z3 17

Take off your underwear, wipe your ass, and throw your underwear in the laundry

Nic1330 5

shit happens 😂😂😂 but seriously at least nobody else was there so technically you dont have to explain yourself

Mooglefox 23

Always make sure the first thing you bring into a new place is the toilet paper

You got your phone, don't ya? Now, the tricky part is that it has to be all three seashells. Locate the top corner that doesn't have a camera on it...

Many days later.... they are sitting on the toilet reading the fml comments while they continue to wait, wait... and still, waiting.