Today, I was moving into my new apartment. I moved in a couple...

By Billz - 10/04/2019 00:00

Today, I was moving into my new apartment. I moved in a couple of bags and realized I really needed to poop. It’s been 10 minutes since I realized I hadn’t brought the toilet paper in yet. No one to bring me any. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

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By HomeAlone - 24/04/2016 04:45 - United States

Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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By phukt - 19/05/2010 18:42 - United States

Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML

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By S3XY_SiNG3R - 11/04/2020 02:00

Today, I woke up to use the restroom, because I had to take a shit. There was basically no toilet paper left. I asked my boyfriend if he could go get some. It was 1 a.m. He said he’d go when the stores were open, then told me to just rinse off in the shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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By tmrwsmggls - 16/11/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By heyhijello - 09/09/2013 22:05 - United States - Oakland

Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 10 April 2019 0:05

Pull up your trousers, exit the bathroom, get a roll of toilet paper along with a fresh pair of undergarments, wipe yourself, change your underwear, and then do laundry.

bl3ur0z3 17

Wednesday 10 April 2019 1:29

Take off your underwear, wipe your ass, and throw your underwear in the laundry

Comments

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 10 April 2019 0:05

Pull up your trousers, exit the bathroom, get a roll of toilet paper along with a fresh pair of undergarments, wipe yourself, change your underwear, and then do laundry.

EmDizzle2007 28

Wednesday 10 April 2019 1:58

you'd think it'd be obvious... but no.

mixedupminx 8

Wednesday 10 April 2019 0:37

You know that they use their hand to wipe in some cultures? The more you know

bl3ur0z3 17

Wednesday 10 April 2019 1:29

Take off your underwear, wipe your ass, and throw your underwear in the laundry

dasin 18

Thursday 11 April 2019 20:40

i would not add thwm back into rotation

ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 12 April 2019 5:17

Around here we call that Griswolding.

Akitakat 31

Saturday 13 April 2019 9:02

The shitter’s full...

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 10 April 2019 4:55

Hope for a flawless victory!

Tien Ngo 4

Wednesday 10 April 2019 12:06

Don't you have a shower you can use?

Akitakat 31

Wednesday 10 April 2019 15:33

Water is your friend.

Nic1330 5

Wednesday 10 April 2019 18:03

shit happens 😂😂😂 but seriously at least nobody else was there so technically you dont have to explain yourself

Mooglefox 23

Wednesday 10 April 2019 22:15

Always make sure the first thing you bring into a new place is the toilet paper

Hejira Hayes 8

Friday 12 April 2019 10:59

You got your phone, don't ya? Now, the tricky part is that it has to be all three seashells. Locate the top corner that doesn't have a camera on it...