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By Death By Parent - 19/07/2014 22:38 - United States

Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML

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Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML

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By sonofmilf - 17/05/2009 05:46 - United States

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

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By dylanhollis - 17/01/2014 12:49 - United States - San Antonio

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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By Disturbed son - 16/09/2018 01:30

Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML

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Sunday 20 July 2014 12:11

What was she on there for?

PoptartsKid 13

Sunday 20 July 2014 12:12

Thank god it wasn't another "less appropriate" site at least!

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BrownSuga808 1

Tuesday 22 July 2014 5:08

I was going thru it, saw my aunt lol and saw a lady that attends my church

nikkiluvzglen 16

Thursday 24 July 2014 5:47

We need a follow up on this

stellasue11 38

Friday 30 September 2016 6:30

ha, ha, thsts funny! made me laugh :)

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