Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML
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Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML
Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML
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Top comments
PhoenixMartinez 30
What was she on there for?
PoptartsKid 13
Thank god it wasn't another "less appropriate" site at least!
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Comments (81)
PassiveAggresive 12
Well that's embarassing!
A07 48
This is something you show to your children when their grandma takes their side against yours.
orsombre_fml 11
Keep the evidence in some safe place. Might come handy one day!
russfml 31
Haha wow I wouldn't want to go anywhere with her if she's a Wal-Martian, they are the worst fyl
kingdomgirl94 29
Ha ha ha its funny because we've decided to classify people by where they shop! Ignoring the fact that outside the USA Walmart is on par with Target, and that judging people by where they shop is kind of shitty anyways.
russfml 31
Nah it's not, I shop at wal mart myself but it doesn't make me a wal-Martian. A wal Martian is the freakier bunch of people that shop at wal mart. And to all you saints out there thumbing me down as if you would shop with a wal Martian lmao
Tsuky_fml 4
We have neither Walmart, neither Target here...
depressed_optimi 5
aah...please elaborately define "wal-martian" with respect to how they're "freakier" shopper. this is rather interesting.
winchestinalock 21
There's a site like that?!
grtfuldeadlovr 27
What page # is she on?
TwentyFourBeerz 18
Nothing says walmart more than class...
OptimusVader 23
I feel like "nothing says 'classy' better than Walmart" would work better here.
therealjc_fml 14
Isn't that some sort of white trash badge of honor? I bet there are tons of people that live only to be shown on that site.
kingdomgirl94 29
You must get a ton of exercise, jumping to conclusions like that. That's pretty Eurocentric, assuming the race of OP or OPs family when there's no indication of either.
thelittlesteevee 9
There she flies! The racism flag! :P
thelittlesteevee 9
And eurocentric doesn't mean what you think it means #36.
kingdomgirl94 29
well white-centric sounds stupid, and thus. I'm just tired of people assuming that only *white trash* shops at Walmart.
smokecloud_ 37
Nope, trash of all colors of the rainbow shop at WalMart.
dave122345 9
But look the bright side Walmart likes her.
robertmil90 10
priceless lol