Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML
Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML
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Top comments
PhoenixMartinez 30
What was she on there for?
PoptartsKid 13
Thank god it wasn't another "less appropriate" site at least!
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Comments (81)
worldclassrager 41
Did you not know that your mother didn't work at Walmart? Either way as long as she didn't know you laughed at her or she doesn't find this you'll be safe
Frostillicus123 10
link or it's not true
Witchylady 18
Oh no. Shame for you. I hope she wasn't one of those people that wear just their bra and knickers. And hopefully there was no brown stain marking the territory either
Marie314 17
Hopefully it wasn't that bad!
_spacekid 11
Oh my god.. Poor mom..
lina21 12
Question is, was your mom the norm, or was there some outstanding reason for her being on there
Bennnncon 10
By replacing 'chuckling at' with 'masturbating over' you can give this FML a whole new meaning.
AlexJH 2
YDI for being a woman
RedPillSucks 33
Maybe she was there because she was the only normal or well put together person they could find an that was odd ???
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I'm curious as to which one she is. OP, can we get a follow-up?