Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court...

By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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You deserved it 3 600

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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You deserved it 6 976

By disturbed2103 - 09/07/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML

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You deserved it 9 080

By sammers27 - 19/12/2013 13:48 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, a weird guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert. Everyone talked about what a creep he was. I would have too, but he was my dad. FML

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You deserved it 4 837

By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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Creeped out

By DaddysGirl - 16/10/2011 10:36 - Canada

Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML

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You deserved it 2 611

By BunniesOnAcid - 03/07/2012 23:01 - United States - Clinton

Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML

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You deserved it 4 128

By gloomy - 15/08/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML

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You deserved it 805

By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 5 079

By brenami - 31/12/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML

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Stephai 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:05

The hell? You should tell your mom about this... or black mail daddy.

myfishisBOBA 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:04

FYL for having a creepy pervert for a father. Did he see you? 0.o

Comments

TheDoubleStuffOr 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 4:38

get a laptop out of that creep first, then sell him out to your mom.

teenager34 0

Tuesday 13 April 2010 2:50

IMO I think that telling ur mother is better than blackmail and getting some money out of this.

eduardosuritalov 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 0:02

gl tellin ur mom

ShayDeeBayBe 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 7:12

i definately would tell moms.

shay123_fml 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 18:41

#35 u suck ya retard

Bcfrmkc816 17

Sunday 10 April 2011 2:45

why is he a perv? but if it was her mom you all would be like yea way to go mom. idiots

kamorte121212 6

Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:56

dude....

sharkwkrox 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 3:33

Uh...

dpgft10 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 17:02

Well..."Feeling up a woman" sounds pretty normal so I wouldn't say he's a pervert but he definitely is a worthless cheater

exohazard 6

Saturday 19 November 2011 3:24

Step 1 take photo, step 2 scream" DADWTF ARE YOU DOING?" step 3 ask for anything you like, if he refuses say you are telling mom but do not reveal the pic you took. Go home and show your mom that pic