Awkward situation

Later that day...
Father: You know...you remind me so much of your mother.
Daughter: (Dull and sarcastic tone) I'm not surprised.

It can't be too awkward... it happened in Tennessee. I hear the banjo music already.

It would be even more awkward if OP was a he.

Awkward car ride home... better hope it was a short one

You know it's coming... wincest!!! :p

Incest is Wincest

Dammit, 94, I didn't see your post.

Who's your daddy?;)

Well, that's one way to break the ice.

How much does does a penguin have to weigh?
Enough to break the ice! *rimshot*

why did the two penguins jump when they first met? To break the ice!

The penguin dropped his car at the garage & went to treat himself to ice cream. When he returned the mechanic looks up and says, "looks like you blew a seal, man."
The penguin wipes his mouth and says, "no, it's just a little ice cream."

65 - HAHAHA that totally mad me forget what I was about to comment. Made my day. :)

Penguins don't weigh anything. I always thought the joke was "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi I'm ____."

Actually penguins do have weight. And mass. Just not enough to break your regular layer of ice.

They take up space as well, right?

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I think OP is more concerned that the strange man hitting on her was her father...not that she may have offended him...

Why should he have to forgive her? It should be the other way arounf- the father sounds like quite the scumbag. He's been estranged from his daughter for many years and he flirts with random young women in the airport when he's waiting to meet her?

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Hello, to my understanding she wasn't flirting back.

Well that's just awkward...

Not real

4- What a novel revelation you've had. Thanks for sharing. I feel enlightened already.

Love it ^

I love you xD

I love you too, big fatty ;)

Jeez people put your cocks away.

At least you know he likes you still.

^ Not in the way she was hoping for!

I'd vomit after that situation in sheer horror if I were op.

"you look so beautiful, since the last time I sa...."
Op: "get away you fucking creep"
" I am your father"
*awkward*

Thank you, 111, for putting the FML into a great conversation that we obviously needed.

126--- fuck off it was a joke get ur ugly face to a plastic surgeon before I die looking at it!! And u might wanna change ur FML profile picture into something PRETTIER!! So again even tho u have NO LIFE let others tell their funny jokes!!

Hey sexy... I am your father. "Coughhhh-purrrrrrr"

Good thing you didn't fall for his sweet moves, otherwise you might have a new sister/daughter. That shit gets complicated around the holidays.

man this shouldn't have made me laugh so hard but it did.. sorry!

That kind of made my day. Lmfao!!

I hate when that happens.

Like anyone would flirt with you, you uuugly fucker....

28 - that's not very nice, even if it is the truth.

6 - I hate it when someone comments "I hate when that happens". As if the story being told in the FML happens on an everyday basis.

Hahaha you no its true :)

No it's not. If I wasn't a turtle, I'd be all like "Sup' babe" and then she'd have my offspring. At least that's what we do.

Turtles are sluts in comparison of your culture.

Oh you in your piggy land so khoot :)

To help balance out the bitch in this comment thread I'd like to mention that 6, you're actually quite pretty, I like your hair & make up, and a majority of the people (not commenting on your comment solely for laughs - I always say those people get a free pass unless it's a truly shit job) are assholes, the other is 38
Also, to said aforementioned assholes, please take the pole out of your asses and stop taking out your own inadequacy issues on 6, her comment was funny (or at least a better read than yours)
Good day
(if this is posted twice blame my glitchy phone and not me)

Your not so great yourself ugly fucker haha :) #72 I think

Gabrielle - First, you have no right to comment on someone's attractiveness, as you don't have a profile pic up yourself. Second, I'm not sure what's working worse - your eyes or your brain. Third, the comment section isn't for commenting on profile pictures. Fuck off with this bullshit.

What's with the rudeness in this thread? #6 isn't ugly & she plays rugby, so she's pretty cool in my books.

Wait, how am I an asshole? Did you even read my comment?

When Gabrielle said "Like anyone would flirt with you..." I responded with saying I would - Indirectly, and humorously (I may have failed but people found it funny) - because clearly she's attractive. Also, inadequacy issues? Really?
I think you misunderstood what I was getting at.

I believe I said your comment was the exception, maybe I should've phrased that clearer, when I said "the other is 38" I meant you were the one not being an asshole

So I take it this happens to you frequently?

I suspected as much. Don't worry, it happens more often than you think. Nevertheless, have a nice day.

Haha thanks for the comments on me. It only makes me want to do it more ;P

Great, please continue doing it more. It'll just get you banned faster so we don't have to deal with your claptrap anymore.

Or have you not read the commenting rules?

I can't find any blame on you here. Your dad shouldn't come up and flirt LMAO. Unless you take things like people are flirting with you all the time. Then YDI.

True, could have misinterpreted it.

Another reason not to be a dead-beat dad!

I agree:) and that dad is a creep.

welp, at least your dad knows you have standards.