Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML
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Today, I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confused, I turn around to see some guy with a horrified look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his girlfriend. Then I saw his girlfriend standing behind him, giving me the evil eye. FML
Today, I got a black eye while trying to break up a fight caused by some complete bastard making a "yo momma" joke at the funeral of my best friend's mother. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to my friend's house to give him some moral support as he came out of the closet to his family. I left with a black eye. FML
Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML
Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML
Today, I have two black eyes. The first one I got from the girl whose ass I mistakenly grabbed at a party last night. The other one I got from my girlfriend when I explained the first one. FML
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I accidentally gave myself a black eye. I would laugh about it if my friends didn't start suspecting that my husband is abusing me, and won't listen when I try to explain what really happened. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
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Good_old_Grim 8
There is no such thing as a "man ass slap". Its called the "gay ass slap".
schnoid 0
you shouldn't be giving any guy a butt slap.
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Comments (109)
save_me_08 0
I think he deserves it for feeling like he had to specify "man ass slap.' As opposed to a "female ass slap" "animal ass slap" or my personal favorite "jackass slap"
babawaba 0
You cant fool us. Its pretty obvious that you just wanted to grab some stranger's ass.
carliexobon 0
#32 :) haha. andd this is funny, I guess that's what you get when you slap someones ass that doesn't really belong to you :D
KeithHarris 0
I think your Gaydar was malfunctioning. Don't worry, I'm sure it happens to alot of gay dudes.
eeee93757 0
You're probably one of those dbags who think you're the shit because you play sports, and you can't leave people questioning how big and manly and impressive and cool you are, so you slap each other on the asses. I'm glad this backfired on you, maybe you ****** slappers will start realizing how queer you look touching each others asses.
palmtrees 1
How many FMLs like this do people have to read before they start double-checking that people are actually who they think they are before they grab/slap/kick/hug/whatever them??
_Athena_ 10
I sort of had a similar experience to this once...I must have been about 6 or 7, and I was at the zoo. A man was standing with one of his feet up on this rock so that he could tie his shoe. Thinking it was my dad, I ran up behind him and slapped him right on the ass. Turns out it wasn't my dad. I was just a little kid so the guy didn't hit me or anything, but god was it embarassing...So I can kind of sympathize with you. But it's still kind of a YDI for specifing that it was a "man ass slap"..
patsuck 0
well why the **** would you slap a guy's ass in the first place, what are you, queer?
Russlar 0
#4 hahaha, I clicked on this fml knowing exactly what I was going to write, but you have written exactly the same thing as what I thought! Nice work!
outlaw24 0
ass slapping not during a sports game = gay,nasty, etc.