Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML
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Heeeerroin
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Honestly thought it said Jizzy...
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smdthinks
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I'd expect nothing less from walmart shoppers.
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Heeeerroin
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Honestly thought it said Jizzy...
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i_amthe_walrus
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What a peculiar old man. I want to be just like him when I grow old.
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Tommananaze6T9
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Now that is how u party.
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Lanceeden
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I used to be a happy walmart shopper. And then I took a scooter in the knee.
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bmwguy01
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only at walmart!
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reaganomics
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If he was holding a bagged 40oz it would complete my mental picture
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Damn_Hippster
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Why didn't you get out of the way? How hard is it to hear a scooter approaching you?
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osnapitzjp
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How is a scooter jazzy?
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SpruceDread4578
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79- -_____- really?!
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docscientist
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Cause, baby, it just got back from the jaazz club.
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mrmystery96
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The old man must read questionable content.
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Iamnotyourmom
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Look at OPs name :S
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ArchxAngel
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69 Likes.. Hehehe, Giggity.
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smdthinks
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I'd expect nothing less from walmart shoppers.
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xxGheTToGumbYxx
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That place is a madhouse.
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bballsoccerrocks
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He must be a bad driver
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IcyJack
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Or had one too many screwdrivers.
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xxGheTToGumbYxx
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Or he wasn't using his hands to drive because he was busy doing jazz hands on his jazzy scooter! Haha.... -_-
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yumlicious
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I've never been in a Walmart. Always hear funny/horror stories from Walmart shoppers. Maybe I should venture in there sometime.
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jwade11
| 12
I would of probably got pissed at first but then after watching him run over other people I'd probably laugh. Once I realized it wasn't just me and he was just running over everyone it would make it funny..
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uniongirl02
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Jizzy Scooter!
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brock329
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Priceless lmao
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GrahamAker
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+100 points chopper gunner 2 kills away.
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FatAbbot
| 5
CodNerd strikes again
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Osprey gunner**
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
Obnoxious MW3 (possibly bf3 fanboy) basher strikes again.
-From your local BF3 player.
-From your local BF3 player.
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Damn you BF3 fanboys and you're improving games with better graphics!!!
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GrahamAker
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I just wanted to make someone laugh I dent know you get hated on for nothing. :(
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Torva_fml
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56- it's not funny if it's overused, and half the people don't care.
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The_Troller
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Fuck BF3 and all of it's fancy graphics and dedicated servers and cool guns. I've got pokemon!
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honne_tatemae
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Oh yeah? Well I've got snake on my Nokia 32 10!
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benimin
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Facepalm*
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KristantheGreat
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Sue him !
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rexgar2000
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yeah lets sue and old man that is trying to have fun before his last days. heartless much?
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MikeDa1Da
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6- you're probably one of the stupid bitches that sues for "mental anguish" after a car accident or some other minor accident.
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lemonhead12004
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Yeah suing someone is always the way to go. You better hope not if you want to be a dentist. Those medical malpractice suits add up quick.
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cduran2011
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Old people on scooters can get away with anything. I saw one at Target grab a girl's butt and say that he "was reaching for an item" in the middle of the aisle. I guess there has to be an advantage of being old.
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geon_olam
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he was reaching for an item just not the kind thats for sale
at least not in target
at least not in target
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cduran2011
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Have you been to the outside of Target in NYC? EVERYTHING'S for sale there. haha. Maybe he thought he was in NYC.
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noodlepoodle96
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He's having fun in his little scooter of doom ;D
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geon_olam
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"gunned the scooter" did he modify the engine on that thing or something?
cuz those things go like 4 mph
cuz those things go like 4 mph
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DFlit1
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He could have reached in the little opening near the motor and held the governor off so it would go like 10mph lol
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geon_olam
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damn ur badass
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braceletsandhell
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I would have gotten on a scooter and chased after him (:
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cduran2011
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Reminds me of the Psych episode where Gus is complaining about the possibility of being run over by the Haunted House car ride that goes 5 mph. =P
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chocol8m
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I love psych!!! Gus