By skidmark - 8/12/2011 14:48 - United States
Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML
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  jwade11  |  12

I would of probably got pissed at first but then after watching him run over other people I'd probably laugh. Once I realized it wasn't just me and he was just running over everyone it would make it funny..

By  cduran2011  |  6

Old people on scooters can get away with anything. I saw one at Target grab a girl's butt and say that he "was reaching for an item" in the middle of the aisle. I guess there has to be an advantage of being old.