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By ThiccBoi - 02/05/2022 16:00 - United States - Staten Island
Today, I was yet again cat-called while out jogging, with many men calling me "sexy lady" and even commenting on my "birthing hips", all because I chose to wear compression pants. I'm not even a woman, I'm just a guy with a really big butt. FML
Congrats on that big butt, OP 🤣. Keep exercising those glutes and make actual women jealous.
You must have more than just a big butt if they're always mistaking you for a woman. Long hair? Man boobs? Pink clothes? Something else must be up.