I like big butts and I cannot lie

By ThiccBoi - 02/05/2022 16:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was yet again cat-called while out jogging, with many men calling me "sexy lady" and even commenting on my "birthing hips", all because I chose to wear compression pants. I'm not even a woman, I'm just a guy with a really big butt. FML
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Congrats on that big butt, OP 🤣. Keep exercising those glutes and make actual women jealous.

I'll bet if you told them you're a man, they'd be very embarrassed and maybe leave you alone in the future.

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Wouldn't they see the protuberance in the front of your pants? Oooh, maybe that's the problem...

Congrats on that big butt, OP 🤣. Keep exercising those glutes and make actual women jealous.

I'll bet if you told them you're a man, they'd be very embarrassed and maybe leave you alone in the future.

Or they'd get aggressive over their embarrassment and harm OP. That's not uncommon.

You must have more than just a big butt if they're always mistaking you for a woman. Long hair? Man boobs? Pink clothes? Something else must be up.