By Clumsy - 08/09/2016 12:06 - United States - Millville

Today, I was working out with the guy I like when he spilled his water bottle. I went to clean up the spill, bashed my face into the weight bar, which broke my nose. FML
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tntscl 4

That will be a lovely story at your wedding

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Lalala579121 27

Well now you can bond while he (hopefully) drives you to the hospital.

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joseraph 4

first. nice job OP, next time take it slowly

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tntscl 4

That will be a lovely story at your wedding

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Dave_Davington 33

If you guys do end up together, then do the both of you a favour. Never try to suck him off.

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Lalala579121 27

Well now you can bond while he (hopefully) drives you to the hospital.

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KyoshiroT 32

This is the beginning of OP's life folks. Some already say they're telling this story at the wedding day right now...

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IssacB 14

Must've been super excited to get that water..

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alvarny 17

that's where the prince comes to the rescue. unless he faints at the sight of blood.

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moondoglou420 17

Pretend he hit you around people to mess with him :P (Side note.. please make it apparent that it was a joke afterwards, lol)

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cjfred 13

I'm sorry about your broken nose, but you have to admit, it's a hell of an effective way to get his attention.

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