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first. nice job OP, next time take it slowly
That will be a lovely story at your wedding
If you guys do end up together, then do the both of you a favour. Never try to suck him off.
Well now you can bond while he (hopefully) drives you to the hospital.
This is the beginning of OP's life folks. Some already say they're telling this story at the wedding day right now...
and that kids, is how I met your mother.
that's where the prince comes to the rescue. unless he faints at the sight of blood.
Pretend he hit you around people to mess with him :P (Side note.. please make it apparent that it was a joke afterwards, lol)
I'm sorry about your broken nose, but you have to admit, it's a hell of an effective way to get his attention.
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That will be a lovely story at your wedding
Well now you can bond while he (hopefully) drives you to the hospital.