FML : Today, I was working out with the guy I like when he spilled his water bottle. I went to clean up the spill, bashed my face into the weight bar, which...

Today, I was working out with the guy I like when he spilled his water bottle. I went to clean up the spill, bashed my face into the weight bar, which broke my nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Clumsy - / Thursday 8 September 2016 12:06 / United States - Millville

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By tntscl | 4

#6694748 - Saturday 24 September 2016 01:03

That will be a lovely story at your wedding

By Lalala579121 | 27

#6694751 - Saturday 24 September 2016 01:26

Well now you can bond while he (hopefully) drives you to the hospital.

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By joseraph | 4

#6694747 - Saturday 24 September 2016 01:01

first. nice job OP, next time take it slowly

By tntscl | 4

#6694748 - Saturday 24 September 2016 01:03

That will be a lovely story at your wedding

By Dave_Davington | 27

#6694750 - Saturday 24 September 2016 01:07

If you guys do end up together, then do the both of you a favour. Never try to suck him off.

By Lalala579121 | 27

#6694751 - Saturday 24 September 2016 01:26

Well now you can bond while he (hopefully) drives you to the hospital.

By KyoshiroT | 32

#6694753 - Saturday 24 September 2016 01:29

This is the beginning of OP's life folks. Some already say they're telling this story at the wedding day right now...

By hellnosucka | 27

#6694764 - Saturday 24 September 2016 02:34

and that kids, is how I met your mother.

By IssacB | 14

#6694786 - Saturday 24 September 2016 04:11

Must've been super excited to get that water..

By alvarny | 17

#6694804 - Saturday 24 September 2016 05:29

that's where the prince comes to the rescue. unless he faints at the sight of blood.

By moondoglou420 | 17

#6694822 - Saturday 24 September 2016 06:55

Pretend he hit you around people to mess with him :P (Side note.. please make it apparent that it was a joke afterwards, lol)

By cjfred | 13

#6694834 - Saturday 24 September 2016 07:29

I'm sorry about your broken nose, but you have to admit, it's a hell of an effective way to get his attention.

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