Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML
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Today, I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confused, I turn around to see some guy with a horrified look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his girlfriend. Then I saw his girlfriend standing behind him, giving me the evil eye. FML
Today, I got a black eye while trying to break up a fight caused by some complete bastard making a "yo momma" joke at the funeral of my best friend's mother. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to my friend's house to give him some moral support as he came out of the closet to his family. I left with a black eye. FML
Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML
Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML
Today, I have two black eyes. The first one I got from the girl whose ass I mistakenly grabbed at a party last night. The other one I got from my girlfriend when I explained the first one. FML
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I accidentally gave myself a black eye. I would laugh about it if my friends didn't start suspecting that my husband is abusing me, and won't listen when I try to explain what really happened. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
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Good_old_Grim 8
There is no such thing as a "man ass slap". Its called the "gay ass slap".
schnoid 0
you shouldn't be giving any guy a butt slap.
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Comments (109)
WildBill1337 0
everyone calling it gay has apparently never been involved in a team sport, or is a woman. its a show of comradery. personally i never did that, but whatever.
8dice 0
i do that kind of thing all the tym. the only difference is that am a gurl....
christopherlove 0
Just sue him for assaulting you. It was in public, so you have witnesses and probably a security camera. The douchebag overreacted. Still, know whose ass you're slapping first, that's really dumb. And what is the difference between a "man ass slap" and an "ass slap?"
manturay9 0
ew, wth is a "man ass slap", unless your friend is your boyfriend, i suggest u shouldnt go around spanking him, the only time thats even slightly normal is during a sports game like football, or like, basketball, or other things like that, not in the gym.
PredyJessica 0
lol
AkuRoku 0
Yeah... Some men just don't understand man ass slaps like most do. Now scoops are always a win. Scoop him next time ;D
zezjo 3
WTF is wrong with butt slapping other guys...
Youd_laugh_2 0
Maybe you should have controlled your ass slap obsession. It's ok when playing sports but in day to day life it is TOTALLY gay. Got that all you man ass slappers?
Anteezy 7
Even during sports it's borderline gay.
fmlrofl19 0
It's only gay if balls are touching.
tooken_fml 0
a fyl for slapping a guys ass period and b even if you do that please man not in public I'm not a homophobe it's just if someone sees you like a chick you like you have a new fml I was gave a stranger a man ass slap thinking it was my friend i got punched in the eye and the girl I have a crush on laughed and walked away lol to bad it wadnt your friend :P