Today, I was at the grocery store when an elderly woman walked up to me and said, "Why can't every guy be as handsome as you?" I would have been flattered by the comment, if I was a guy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my usual grocery store when an elderly lady smiled at me and said, "It's so nice to see a young person not obsessed with their appearance." I was dressed in sweats, I hadn't showered, and hadn't brushed my hair. I’m not sure if I should be flattered or insulted. FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML
Today, I was helping my elderly neighbor carry her groceries into her kitchen. When I finished, she sighed and said, "You're such a sweet girl. It's just a shame about your face." FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
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kgray99 3
are you Justin beiber?
afdude87 6
it's ok, most old people mean well, they're just hard of seeing / hearing / driving sometimes.
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Comments (114)
enonymous 9
I think it's time your mother and I sat down with you and talked. No you're really born a man. We just wanted a girl more so we had a sex change done. Consider it like a exchange policy from the hospital.
Lalala1996 0
Nah, not funny.
deafeningsilence 8
Trying too hard..
Nico1929 5
Shut up and take the damn compliment
MissBunny25 0
18 hahaha that made me lol.
caancoha 0
Maybe you're just attractive in general.
caancoha 0
Maybe you're just attractive in general.
caancoha 0
Maybe you're just attractive in general.
DarkJoy_fml 5
Are you obsessive compulsive by chance? ;)
pinkdisco 3
^lol!
LaChula 0
maybe to much tomboy consider dressing a bit more girly or just not sloppy ,avoid big clothes too cuz they remove figure um idk lip gloss ?
johnwroo22 0
true .., wats up??
Gondile 4
Last I checked, this isn't a chat room.
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
OP, I think it's time to embrace your lesbianism, cause lookin like a dude isn't gonna get ya the dick.... unless ya find a really dumb gay guy... and I mean Reeeaaaallly dumb!!!
marinus_fml 20
haha orly? more than 5 girls would have to agree before I do it ^.^
jerseyboy732 16
was this at publlix?
bigchango 0
don't worry about it she was probably a lesbo