Kids, Parenting, Sleep and Exhausted: Energy crisis - FML

Energy crisis

By tired mama blues - 23/11/2021 01:58 - United States

Today, I used to think all those exhausted mom memes and jokes were just exaggerated bullshit. That was until I found myself struggling to stay awake during my morning poop and still drinking Red Bull on the toilet. The kids need to get ready for school, and I’m a straight up zombie. FML

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Tuesday 23 November 2021 15:57

Seems unsanitary to me and I'm not really much of a clean freak.

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Tuesday 23 November 2021 15:57

Seems unsanitary to me and I'm not really much of a clean freak.

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