Today, I was at the grocery store when an elderly woman walked up to me and said, "Why can't every guy be as handsome as you?" I would have been flattered by the comment, if I was a guy. FML
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Today, I was at my usual grocery store when an elderly lady smiled at me and said, "It's so nice to see a young person not obsessed with their appearance." I was dressed in sweats, I hadn't showered, and hadn't brushed my hair. I’m not sure if I should be flattered or insulted. FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML
Today, I was helping my elderly neighbor carry her groceries into her kitchen. When I finished, she sighed and said, "You're such a sweet girl. It's just a shame about your face." FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
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kgray99 3
are you Justin beiber?
afdude87 6
it's ok, most old people mean well, they're just hard of seeing / hearing / driving sometimes.
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Comments (114)
nerdsgetmehot 23
You at least know that you're attractive!
GaBabayy92 0
sweetie if your lookin like a man its time for a makeover.
kialuvsyoo 3
Well, at least you look like a handsome guy and not an ugly one. That's gotta be worth something. right?
Igor_g5 0
Maybe you should try to look female.
OhLohd111 11
psh, forget these people who are telling you to look more like a girl. I'm sure you looked fine, it's the old lady who made the mistake.
AnnaBananaGal 0
well,old people don't have the best vision! or maybe you just do look like a boy? tomboy look? or maybe she has a lesbian haircut?
mandi625 0
Lol that's adorable. Atleast you'd do good as a male. You should now try to actually look like a girl :/
ViolentBears 0
If she were Yoda, she would have said 'probably her type, you are.'
needsagf14 12
I just don't get this. how would u never say hmmm I'm a girl. I look masculine. I mean really! please God restore order
vgameson 0
I love lamp