Today, I was at the grocery store when an elderly woman walked up to me and said, "Why can't every guy be as handsome as you?" I would have been flattered by the comment, if I was a guy. FML
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Today, I was at my usual grocery store when an elderly lady smiled at me and said, "It's so nice to see a young person not obsessed with their appearance." I was dressed in sweats, I hadn't showered, and hadn't brushed my hair. I’m not sure if I should be flattered or insulted. FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML
Today, I was helping my elderly neighbor carry her groceries into her kitchen. When I finished, she sighed and said, "You're such a sweet girl. It's just a shame about your face." FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
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kgray99 3
are you Justin beiber?
afdude87 6
it's ok, most old people mean well, they're just hard of seeing / hearing / driving sometimes.
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butch33 0
I get called sir constantly, however, I dont try to look like a girl or a guy... I dress to make myself feel comfortable and confident and my wife loves the way that I dress... If you are one of those a**holes that says she needs a make over you need to get up with the times cuz not everyone is a hetero trying to play the happy lil house b*tch... if she is gay let her be gay, if she isnt then she isnt... dont tell her how to dress or how to act...
scenequeen101 0
lol damn if that's the case go get a makeover gurl!!!!
Ninabug28 5
Don't worry doll, she probably had eye surgery or you need to dress better or get plastic surgery!:)
Ninabug28 5
Wear a bra
Ninabug28 5
Wear a bra
88sforlife 0
haha nice !
BiinkyDoll 0
You must be a super hot girl ):
The_9th_Doctor 18
just take the damn compliment.
TataAndAlizia 6
Just put on a voice to sound like a man and say: "Thanks."