By tallwoman - 18/05/2010 18:57 - Denmark

Today, I was at a concert. During the concert, my shoelaces went undone, so I bent down to tie them. Not two seconds later, the girl behind me jumped on my shoulders and refused to get down. She said "tall guys" are the best to ride on during concerts. My name is Maria. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 578
You deserved it 4 105

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

Bending over at a concert is a bad idea. You're lucky you got an entire girl on your back rather that a piece of a guy lower down.


pronounciations 5

that was one of the dumbest things I've ever read. and FYI, Maria can be a guys name in sone Spanish-speaking countries.

But what about Muria? Is that a common guy's name too?

SeedlessMe 13

Uh 41- Spanish languages use an 'a' at the end to mean Feminine. Mario would be a man. Sorry, you fail.

maybe Mariah would suit better? ;) jk sorry op

Maria is a very familar name in Denmark, were this post is from:) you can be named Mariah I think, but not exactly Mario XD

My mom is Danish! She doesn't look like a man though...

YDI for being tall? Really? Oh I guess it makes sense since people get to choose their height.

amanda_gza 0
mona_is_here 10

pack her ass to the port-a-shitter in the back and drop her in.

RaIeigh 0

Shanking is more effecient.

Op stop being ungrateful I'd love it if a girl started riding me at a concert.

fertie226 1

haha YEAH!! a good shank would have done the trick

RaIeigh 0
blindyblonde13 0

hahaha nicee guys. great convo starter.

littlemissdqgirl 8

op if your upset because she thought you were a guy, then stop dressing like one.

you must be short then cause being tall sounds pretty good to me

Diannaa 0

Haha does the OP have like a man voice too? I can picture her struggling to get the chick off her back, screaming in a deep voice... anyway FYL for being mistaken as a man

I say you let her on your neck and fall backwards and hit the floor. she'll learn her lesson

Haha we have this one counselor lady who sounds and looks like a man and even the teachers make fun of her whenever she comes by lol.

JJ1989 6

yo, it must suck being a guy with a girls name. lol, jk. sorry about that incident at the concert

Diannaa 0

62, That's weird because we have a counselor like that too lol except she resembles a toad at the same time.

Ya but I don't look like a girl and don't try to so I wouldn't have that problem and anyways I'll take it how I get it as long as she's hot. Anyways lesbian lovin can be pretty hot lol.

Don't you think shanking is a bit excessive Mr. Raliegh sir?? Isn't tossing her off your back, and then stopping her into the ground until her brains mixes with the dirt well enough??

zakkyzebra 11

haha a dude with a chicks name. classic prank mom and dad. ? 0.0

haha sean i thought that arrow was pointing at your santa cat at first.

KiddNYC1O 20

actually, Maria is also a guys name...

MichieBabiie 0

Lmaoo, you should of smashed her on the floor lol.

hahah before the surgery it was Mario...sry had to

#90, actually Maria is exclusively a girl's name. Mario would be the masculine version.

roflmaker 0

hence your username, tallwomen.

KiddNYC1O 20

99- seriously, in the hispanic community it is normal for a guy to sport the name MariA lol

KiddNYC1O 20

rare but normal lol Jose-Maria is a good example

KiddNYC1O 20

let rephrase last points... the name Jose-Maria is normal for a guy the name Maria itself for a guy is rare but also used therefore, it's also a guys name

I haven't met one single guy named Maria, and I live in New Mexico. Justsayin.

babyale760 0

110 go to Mexico and yes you will meet a handfull of guys named Jose Maria -- it's very common just like Guadalupe. it's unisex also.

ShadowedHuman 5

that's a weird name for a guy

boyguydudemalema 0
SugarNstrychnine 0

Maria is not a guys name. Where did you get that? Op, I lmao at this! Maybe you look all beefy and manly? What did you do, just let her "ride" you all during the concert? I would have pushed the bitch off. Not too hard, especially since you're big and manly...

YDI for not beating the crud outta that crackhead for jumping on your shoulders

Shivverr 0

Thank you. Someone who has some sense.

thesunsetglow_fml 8

Sure, the op could be Mexican, living in Mexico and the name is as unisex there as Pat or Alex here. BUT CONSIDERING THE OP IS FROM DENMARK I think it's safe to say that the other girl is a complete moron. Unless there's a secret huge Mexican population in denmark /unlikely/

Tikwichka 5

I'm sure you could have worked out a way of getting her that would also teach her some manners, too.

it's not a ******* girls name. you people are retarded. and OP kill that bitch

If you're implying throwing her... I like your style.

randomguy1millon_fml 0

Jackie Is a werid name for a girl

curlyfry33 8

My friends name is Jade and hes guy......ok fine my name is jade >_>...*silently sobs in the corner*

ScreamForCandy 0

Oh but they are! :D I woulda bit her arm. Roarr.

perdix 29

Bending over at a concert is a bad idea. You're lucky you got an entire girl on your back rather that a piece of a guy lower down.

SeedlessMe 13

hahah exactly perdix--- it could always be worse!!

You should fake an injury and make her feel like shit. FYL I'm tall and it can really suck sometimes

cactus_fml 0

She was probably really drunk. I saw No Doubt last summer and these extremely drunk girls came up to me and the people I was with and started dancing and spinning us around. I was 15, and I'm a girl, so I was like, uhhhhh okay?

Put yer 12 year old breasts away. Pedobear is always watching. );

nobridgejustwate 0

PEDOPEDOPEDO. yeah, nobody's lookin', sweetcheeks. put 'em away until they're big enough to shake sweetie.

blindyblonde13 0

okay good... i thought i was the only one who was questioning how old she was.... i was like uhmmm

In China, Too Young is just a name 

Wow that sucks, you should of thrown her down, kicked the shit out of her and to top it off kick her in the kidneys to make her cough up blood!

morgan06 0

that doesnt mean ur not a guy! haha