someguy153

hatethatiloveyou · This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff ·United States

Quit it

Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML

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iliketurtles · 24 February 2009, 22:57 ·United States

Fountainhead

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

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