AbnormalAshley

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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Abnormalashley's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Picaresque - / Thursday 26 February 2009 17:57 / United States

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By breathexali - / Saturday 24 July 2010 10:50 / United States

Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By tstaeger - / Saturday 24 July 2010 05:20 / United States

Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By blank / Wednesday 21 July 2010 13:52 / United States

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 20 July 2010 10:12 / United Kingdom

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