Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
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Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML
Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
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Safiya_fml 8
you didnt have sex with her after that, right?
clitoria 15
"Yes because obviously I can read your bitchy-ass mind." I'm real sorry, that's ******.
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Comments (132)
Matheo_fml 21
Doesn't matter. Had sex!
trex454 21
still counts!
Speedy1979 13
Lol!! Sorry about that
SookyLala 13
thats so dodgy lol
fmleli 11
hey, at least she told you that before you did it... sorry. bad joke. sorry op
unicornruler 16
I hoped you told that bitch off and just left. She doesn't deserve to be your first. You'll find someone better!
coldwar252 13
Hope you didnt wear the condom. Call her after "you know your pregnant right?"
Sxylilhalfpint 20
Wow! And I thought I was bitchy! Lol
JICor 7
Well at least we know who leaves in the morning when the girl is asleep.
mine___turtles10 13
Is break up sex even a thing?