Headshot!

By Amb - 01/06/2010 23:56 - United States

Spicy
Today, I realized my boyfriend makes the same noises in bed as he does when he's winning in Call of Duty. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 076
You deserved it 6 199

Same thing different taste

Top comments

There's really no difference between the two so I don't see why you care that much.

Ducati4623 0

so he shouts "**** off you 8 year old little camping noob tubing prick" in bed? - that's pretty weird or winning would be more like "**** off I'm 1 off harriers" - again kinda strange I guess

Comments

Asstazztic 8

**** u Danii call of duty is awesome

Ducati4623 0

so he shouts "**** off you 8 year old little camping noob tubing prick" in bed? - that's pretty weird or winning would be more like "**** off I'm 1 off harriers" - again kinda strange I guess

i bet he can TAR all over your model 1887s

I bet he puts his THUMPER in your CLAYMORE :p

M4V3R1CKR13 0

call of duty ****** pwns, it's my life... I've ditched many of my girlfriends for call of duty... I already have call of duty: black ops pre ordered and paid off... and u can bet anything that I'm ditching everyone to play it cause I'm goin to midnight release and skipping at least 3 days of school for it... I live call of duty

i sound the exact same in cod and in bed : mWAHahsHaha suck it!! ahahhaah suck my dick !!!

michael32123 0

well what does he say? 'cause I say "suck my dick bitch!" alot so that's no different from what I say in bed :)

Critter456 0

well, call of duty is orgasmic...

greg1337 0

I'm sure he uses marathon, stopping power, and HARDline.

adammicdaddy 4

xD poor OP!!!! Jajaja though that's something I can see my guy doing... O.o oh dear, exited screams of 'head shot' aMong other battle cries come to mind. Fail

look on the bright side at least he isnt yelling "**** not the dogs you stupid prick!"

ikr!!!! even though we're both girlz

girls who play CoD are just hotter then girls who don't...

girls who play call of duty are hotter than girls who don't

Personally i ******* Love COD. I'm not afraid to admit it either. I'll go over to my friends house and play Nazi zombies with the guys:))

hey, I work 2 jobs and deal with crap all day. I wanna get my anger out on a game because if I don't I'll freak at my gf. so be thankful I'm screaming at kids not you.

cod is wicked fun I don't know what your talking about

asscheaks 0

not always true. I won go into detail but you sir are 90% wrong

Jakey00 0

Kind of judgmental of you, people play games for fun, don't really see the problem there

I don't play COD but I'm pretty sure a guy that plays COD is no worse than one that doesn't

There's really no difference between the two so I don't see why you care that much.

there's no diffrence between the sounds either. just scream GET SOME!!GET SOME!!! then finish with a tactical nuke...

Ugh.. that game isn't as good as sex, FYL for having a nerd boyfriend

acesarge 0

HEY, NEVER call COD players nerds, that is an insult to nerds everywhere. MW 2 sucked, it was a clusterfuck of OP kill streaks and grenade spam, nothing more.

thank god... someone who understands us

Quest_ 13

Who gives a goddamn ****? This is so stupid. I hate these filler FMLs.

RedPillSucks 31

I like your actual picture better, Quest

UsualSuspect_fml 0

if everyone that plays COD is a nerd... then about three fourths of the USA are nerds. do the math.

You don't really think 3/4 of the US plays that shitty game, do you?

chitown98766 0

at least 2mil on xbox and at least 1.5mil on ps3 3.5 out of 300 mil minus the babies and retarded kids who cant play thats about 3/4th i think

Dont_Explain 3

Your mathematical abilities astound me, oh how do you have such amazing unsurpassed logic, oh mighty one. Aside from the atrocious 3/4 you implied with the stupid evidence to back It up, has it not occured to you that those figures of players are worldwide? Yes, there are other parts of the world than America. :)

45 lmao "retarded kids"???? lol ****** up

Taylor_YAY 0

I think we're all agreed. Smash the **** out of his Xbox. NOW!

acesarge 0

Judging form your user picture and your comment I can safely say you are a stupid blond. Why the **** should she smash his xbox just for making the same noise in bed as when he is playing COD? That makes no sense.

Taylors hot so don't make me call in a uav and find ur ass!!

Taylor_YAY 0

Mmmmm... I would like to smash Taylor in bed...

kittykat2345 10

If anyone ever smashed my xbox, their skull would be in as many pieces as my xbox. You even saying that makes me want to punch you in the face, dumb bitch.

RedPillSucks 31

bwhahahahahah That and "Die, mother f*cker". Be careful ending that relationship.

hehe well both are fun!!! stop complaining stupid girl!/man thing! geez. :)

Spamakaze 0

#12 nice :) and isn't it 'pick it up' not 'keep it up' ?

Ducati4623 0

Lol it's not that bad. Maybe you are just awful op.