Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
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Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML
Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
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Top comments
Safiya_fml 8
you didnt have sex with her after that, right?
clitoria 15
"Yes because obviously I can read your bitchy-ass mind." I'm real sorry, that's ******.
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Comments (132)
SAspring 17
Wish I could thumb you down more than once #17
myselfkk 20
FYL Man...i can understand how it hurts to listen those words from someone you love..
thejonac 21
just get your clothes and leave. you don't need to waste your precious first time on a terrible human being like her
usmc_sean 8
Doesn't matter had sex.
therealjc_fml 14
I figured there would be 20 awesome comments like this right away. Apparently it's not as popular a song as a I thought!
rockwrench 18
Smart OP using a condom. Hope you saved your V card for someone more deserving. If she's giving you simpathy sex and leaving you, it's possible someone else is in the picture.
Mog11Kupo 6
I just hope that you know there are still better women out there that won't do such a thing just out of the blue. You deserve someone as faithful as you
IWishIWasObama 12
Just make the best of it in that situation.
mabs19 8
Screw her! She can't expect you to be able to read her bitchy mind, not just that but you deserve so much better!!!
UH60 26
Wow, I just came back to read the new comments for this FML and I honestly meant #12 :( FML.
Ironic_Meme 10
Maybe you can change her mind with the great sex that'll ensue.