Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
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Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML
Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
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Safiya_fml 8
you didnt have sex with her after that, right?
clitoria 15
"Yes because obviously I can read your bitchy-ass mind." I'm real sorry, that's ******.
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Comments (132)
Charles900 16
That's just disgusting; you'll find someone better, OP.
Goblin182 27
How are all these people getting dumped without seeing it coming? How can one person in a relationship be that unhappy and the other person not know it?
lexwilder 16
really easily. (Not that I don't think his now ex is a total bitch) it can be really difficult to be the one who isn't happy especially if you genuinely cared about said person, you have to worry about their feelings and try and find a good time to break it off as painlessly as possible; that's hardly even possible! it's not OP's fault he didn't see it coming.
poppunkette 22
I'm so sorry to hear that op. You deserve way better
jojo8902 7
You should of ****** the shit out of her then came on her face, then just ******* left.
lewismc1233 7
**** that bitch OP
travellingfun 18
Sorry to hear that OP. Out of general curiosity, did you?
MDoremis 38
This is superfluous to the entire conversation, but if you rotated your picture slightly to the left, the waterfall would line up with the comment trail line.
lostinareverie 21
Ouch. Sorry that happened. I'm sure you'll find another lovely lady who'll genuinely care and rock you in the bedroom!
Enderkate4 20
That's the worst.
burristhethird 16
Poke a little hole in the condom...
Koolaidandtacos 21
WTF I hope that you're joking.a
lexwilder 16
why be stuck with that?!
HeWillBeLoved105 22
I'm so happy you didn't go through with it just to lose your virginity. You don't need to get it over with. Save it for someone who actually loves you back OP. That was ****** up.