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Oh god, here we go again my eyes are bleeding. Is there a doctor in the house? I hope the Doc can cure my "Ihatepeoplewhocan'tusepropergrammar disease." (Yes I did mean to say it like that.)

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Oh come on. So they didn't capitalize. If it's really that big of a deal to you, don't get on this website. If you haven't figured this out by now, many many people that post on FML do not use proper grammar. Stop being a jerk and just don't read the comments.

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And this is why todays education system is failing us. People shouldn't be allowed on the computer if they can't use proper grammar. Most of the grammar Nazis on this site will agree with me. It's plan and simple, learn how to use proper grammar or don't use a computer at all.

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31, you correcting them isn't going to make them stop. My God you people. Even I (I'm considered a Grammar Nazi) wouldn't correct that. I ignore spelling and grammar as long as I could understand it. The only things that I must correct are the number and all caps thing, simply because it gives me headaches. All the idiots who choose not to type correctly, get an education, All the idiots who correct idiotic mistakes, get over it.

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To I_R_Genius, "Yes the capitalization that is improper grammar. " Is itself improper grammar, you missed a comma. Also your other statement "a English teacher", It's "an English teacher" so if you can't even use proper grammar, don't try to be a Grammar Nazi. k thx bye

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Uh "Genius", I'm not sure you can blame your iPhone for three different comments with improper grammar. Maybe you should learn to type yourself before a) correcting others and b) teaching third graders your incorrect ways.

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I_R_Genius: Again, please do us all a favor and shut the fuck up. With each comment you leave, you show us all that you are indeed a douche. Get the fuck over it. Your comments haven't been all grammatically correct, either. So check yourself before you check others.

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How have you been Iraq 5 times according to your profile? You are 19 which means you're a PV2 or PFC which means you have only been in the Army for one year. How long were those deployments? 2 months at a time?

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Genius, look up grammar and parentheses usage. If you do not know how to use them, don't. At the very least, stop thinking you're God and correcting people.

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wow, msut we raelly srTay away from teh FML and go to fcking gramer lessoins? Like WTF this Is teh intErnet, it doesnt fcking mater how we speel shit as long as others can undrestnad wth we r saying... plz stOp being gramer doucebags.... i maen nAzIs...

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the Internet is a place where people can just chill out when they need to. yes, I know proper grammar. do I have to use it when on FML? if the way I type affects you, I'm sorry. get a life you baby.

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I r genius whatever, he said 'k thx' on purpose, obviously he wasnt trying to do it right. also, the correct form of 'k' is not 'okay', it's O.K. I don't give a shit about my grammar, I'm not in school or writing for anything important, so as long as I can get my message across I'm content.

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Alright... I am often very irritated by the lack of basic grammar and spelling displayed online (all thanks to texting I suppose). 'Genius' has however broken the first rule of grammar numerous times above. You must NEVER start a sentence with a conjunction (and, but etc.). Please do not go into teaching until you gave learnt basic grammar yourself. Good day Sir!

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i actually made an account to say that grammar nazism is the stupidest insult one could ever throw at somebody. you say you have a life. that is clearly a lie. please, get one.

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It's super funny to read the comments on everyone that says they're a grammar Nazi but every single one of these idiots cannot get it right themselves. Who are these people?

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I agree, it's often the self declared Grammar Nazis that have the most appalling grammatical errors. The above comment has been my first on the matter, but certainly deserved in my opinion!

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dammitt, reading this made me forget my funny comment. P.S. And you can start a sentence with a preposition. P.P.S. To all those who believe in common grammar to be used on the computer, take a look at some OS coding and try and read that out as a proper sentence. Next, grab a dictionary, look up "computing" and Nazi. If you are a grammar Nazi, what the hell does that entail? The Nazis burnt books, so it is a bit weird to be obsessed with grammar if you destroy literature. P.P.P.S. fighting on the Internet is like winning gold at the special olympics.

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I wanna know about the 5 times to Iraq in one year. And wonder if 103 (I think it was) has never read a book. Sentences often start with and and but. But I guess hundreds of published authors have no idea what they are doing. As for autocorrect I call shenanigans. 3rd would never be corrected to 3rf. In fact I had to stop that from being autocorrected to 3rd just now!

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this thread has taken a life of it's own! Not that I'm a grammar Nazi per se, but I do think that people have muddied the language enough as it is. When words like McJob wind up in the dictionary it saddens me a little. FYI McJob gets auto corrected by my phone to look like that.

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I know it was a while ago but I am going to point this out anyway. #31 you said you are going to be a English teacher. It should be AN English teacher... I'm just saying...

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I'm not a grammar Nazi, but I do have something to add. Genius needs not stop trying to be a grammar Nazi because you, too, Genius, have several issues to work out in your comments. You have terrible punctuation problems, my friend.

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Wow, this is one giant facepalm in the making. Congratulations on making one of the largest examples of why people shouldn't grow a set of nuts on the Internet.

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I'm with you. even if the kid got in at 17, there's no possible way to have deployed 5x in 3 years. The closest I've seen still involves a few months in between or an extension, which does not count as another deployment. So I_R_genius or whatever that is should probably shut it before he offends some people who actually have deployed five times. I myself haven't but I know a lot of people who have. And I'm also pretty sure the fight has moved to Afghanistan. Oh wait, I'm sure. Maybe the army hasn't got there yet. Rookie, if you did lose your brother in iraq I'm sorry, but lying does not honor his memory or your service.

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His parents could have signed a waiver at 16. And he could be approaching his 20th. They just started doing the year intervals but I am confused as well. Unless he was deployed as soon as he finished BCT and AIT, then went on 6-9 month deployments. It would still be difficult to deploy that many times. My husband has been in seven years and is only on his second. Soldiers are still being sent to Iraq. They haven't completely removed them. They are just concentrating on Afghanistan now.

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Notice how Genius has disappeared? I spent three years in the army. Overseas deployments last a year. There is no way he has been deployed that many times. I have a feeling that he is not even in the Army.

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