Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
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antbait11 0
at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door
Jaywin 3
Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.
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Comments (281)
nanxi 30
Woww, no guys like hair down there but that is quite the rude way to put it. FYL.
redaxe 0
OMG, trimming doesn't hurt a thing and she didn't say anything about shaving, they were SCISSORS. Retards!
bubbleking 0
182 ftw > 169 TRUTH
skittleface 0
you know. #180, you might be right... it does seem more appropriate to describe a penis. hmm.
honeyortar 0
why can't people accept what is natural! at 182, a women (that's right, a women who has these secondary sexual characteristics) does not NEED to shave/trim anything!!! it is a 'want'. telling them that they need to do it is just plain misogyny
Sapphy 0
what a dick.. that should be your business and your business alone.
roughheart 0
I totally agree with 96# guys have a privilege to see our vag, besides its urs have it tha way you like. **** him for thinking of his 'higher expectations' for your vag.
cuzsis 0
Fair enough... ...if he'll return the favor. >)
RoguePenguin 0
This again? Really? Who's moderating this stuff? Trimming isn't a big deal. At least he's not bullying you into shaving so that you get itching and razor burn. Generally, I agree with 168 (though I'm a little less angry about it) women have to jump through a whole lot of hoops to meet society's standards. I'm glad I don't have to put up with that crap. As an additional comment, women should not shave facial hair unless they want it to get darker AND thicker. Plucking or laser or some other removal method is better if you don't want the problem to get worse.
alchemist08 0
I'm not a fan of "hair down there," but I think #182 provides the best response to the OP. Well done, sir.