Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
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antbait11 0
at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door
Jaywin 3
Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.
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xtremelifter 0
he should have approached you about it first. That was bad of him
Futility 0
All you've done, "kissmymango" is proven my point further. Honestly, that little note with the scissors seems more like a joke than a demand, but that's open to interpretation. Otherwise you've completely failed to grasp what I was talking about, and you've done nothing but try to insult me. I'm fairly certain the insult is a south park quote, to make things worse. Try not making so many assumptions, and if you're going to insult someone, do it right.
nagewin 0
#8 remembering to put the toilet seat down is nothing like having to trim the hair. trimming the hair has to do with the pressure from society telling women that to be accepted or considered normal, she has to be hairless. while plenty of people can get over the issue of not putting the toilet seat down #11 mean don't like hair down their, but do you think women like to cut the hair? or be told that what their natural body is not accepted and they have to change it to be accepted? don't you notice lots of teen girls who have body image issues over their ******; what it is suppose to smell like or look like?
Rivlas 0
I dunno, I'm a guy and I give myself the porno shave every so often or it gets out of control down there. As long as you're not hypocritical and expect your partner to keep groomed down below when you don't, I don't think there's anything wrong with bringing it up, albeit I would do it in a little more sensitive manner.
ChrmnMa0 0
Well, just don't expect for him to go down on you. Nobody likes to floss during sex.
HugWhore 0
#11 is obviously a pedophile. Really? No hair? =/
GrapefruitZoe 0
I actually shave because the two times I trimmed it itched so badly that yes, I was scratching my pubis in front of people. HOWEVER, you DON'T need to shave, regardless of gender. All you folks saying that body hair is gross are, frankly, ridiculous. Sure it is, as gross as penises, vaginas, mouths, hands, sweat glands, and brains. Honestly.
charbelfa 4
The bush needs to be cut lool
godyourethick 0
Would none of the women here whine if their boyfriend decided to grow a massive untamed beard and whined and cried that they had no right to tell him what to do if they asked him to shave it? My gut tells me that they would.
TheKitsune 0
Maybe if you groomed yourself this wouldn't have happened.