Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
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antbait11 0
at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door
Jaywin 3
Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.
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haylz1989 0
#31 - 'prefering to have distinguishment as an adult and NOT look like a pre-pubsecent child in my nether regions' cause i mean if a girl is hair free the guy would really be thinkg 'mmm she looks like a 7 year old girl,oh yeah!' but following your logic number 31 - men! stop shaving your faces, you might end up looking like pre-pubecent little boys!
jdmgirl_fml 0
lmfaoooo. that suckss !
a2495 0
Well then do it dumbass
kaykaytea_ 0
alright, so you're expecting us to - shave our legs, ankles to thighs - shave our armpits - for some ladies, shave bits of our faces - put on makeup everyday - look extremely fantastic everyday - dry and style our hair everyday and shave our pubes, so that things are just ******* great for you? oh that sounds great. i just shaved my pubes a little while ago, yeah and it's been itchy down there for like a week! shaving your balls is not the same thing ass holes, our skin is HELLA sensitive down there. if your boyfriend reaaaaaally cared enough about you, he'd give you a break once in awhile. if he doesn't, ask him to do everything that we do. ps. yeah, so like many people have said. if it wasn't meant to be there, it wouldn't be there. give us a break okay? you try razor burn on your vag.
notsocrafty 0
He could have been MUCH more diplomatic.
pikL3bOi 0
Holy shit ths is one of the funniest thngs I've ever heard on here even if it isn't true:) lol YDI fir not trimming tht hary thng down under lmfao
pikL3bOi 0
Btw u grls keep saying tht u do enough fir us guys...well fine dnt do nethng ur COMPLETLY correct we damand a lot JUST DONT COME BITCHIN TO US WHEN U HAvNT BEEN LAIDIN YEAR!!!!
shoegal808 0
I think the problem is that you have a boyfriend who uses the word 'thang'
Eiotlrd 0
Today, I left a scissor and a note to my gf: "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." I found her posting about it on fmylife.com. And she still hasn't trimmed. FML
lilsweets2587 0
Thank you #167 :) I cant believe how many people have marked YDI It DEFINITELY is hella uncomfortable shaving down there. The damn stuff is there to keep skin from sticking where it's not supposed to.