Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
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antbait11 0
at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door
Jaywin 3
Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.
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Comments (281)
AloysiusWeasley 15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvFSgXpyhoM Mow the lawn! :D
Big_Boss_fml 0
Your bf sure aint jap!
BreezyPear 0
First of all, NOBODY said any thing about shaving. The FML clearly said TRIM, and involved SCISSORS. Not a razor.Trimming and shaving are completely different things. And secondly, it's also sanitary, necessary and it's not as noticable for swimsuit season! But seriously, letting it grow out like that to a point where your BF had to say something is kinda gross.
suits 0
I have to say he's kinds an asshole, but IDE do it if he's that crazy about it
Indiana_fml 4
So much for being subtle... #5 *LOL* Always looking on the bright side, hu? ^^ #205 Haha, thanks for the video. Didn't know that ad XD
ZDrache 0
#209 obviously has a problem with anyone who's hit puberty.
ianmagnus 0
Boy...you've got yourself a real winner of a boyfriend there.
netbeui435 3
Bush hog.
Rivlas 0
what's with the women trimming bush FML's lately?
loveisalie2 0
At #49. I get that trimming is often because of oral sex, but generally while guys are giving oral to girls they don't lick the area where the pubes are. Well at least I don't think so anyway. Guys generally don't shave so why should we. When I give my boyfriend head I always get a face full of fur, and I always have to be clean shaven, it's bullshit. I mean I don't mind my boyfriends pubes, and if we can live with it, so can guys.