Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
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antbait11 0
at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door
Jaywin 3
Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.
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Comments (281)
LSeb 0
Sounds like good advice. There's no excuse for being sloppy (this goes for us too, guys). Go to it.
RazorbladeSmiles 0
Unkempt ****** is sickening.
fubaroz 0
All this about shaving, the man gave her SCISSORS. He's not talking brazilian, he's talking damage control. Is it the woman's right to decide how she wants to maintain down there? Of course! Is is the man's prerogative to kick her to the curb or give oral sex a miss if he doesn't like navigating the rainforest? Absolutely.. If I made a request like this (sure , it could have been handled better) witht he response being FML that'd be it. Get out while you still can pal.
alchemist08 0
Futility, I can't get over the sheer irony of your name, in conjunction with your first post. For what it's worth, I agree with you... :-/
hesodidnot 0
#239, I don't think "damage control" is the appropriate phrase. doesn't quite work. I still contend (see above) that the OP could be a guy, and all this arguing over sexual politics/the politics of sexuality was oddly prompted by a same-sex couple.
kristenc 0
LMAO at #197
yurigagarin 0
Serves you right for having sex out of wedlock.
atomicmrpelly 2
I hope you dumped him! Or better yet forced him to cut it himself with the scissors... then dumped him! and lol #242... at least I hope you're loling!
ibufficus 2
what's with all the FMLs about pubic hair lately? lmao....and what's the deal with our world wanting women to look like prepubescent girls? sounds like you need to trim the man out of your life!
turdburgers 0
If you want him to be interested in having sex with you, you'll do it. Being clean-shaven feels awesome anyways.