Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
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antbait11 0
at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door
Jaywin 3
Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.
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Comments (281)
christopherlove 0
168 fails. Shaving a vag is worse than shaving a scrotum? Because it's sensitive?? Give me a break. Since I don't have double standards, I don't EXPECT females to wear makeup or elaborately style long hair. I do shave and I do NOT touch girls who don't. It's ******* disgusting. YDI
alchemist08 0
I meant, ThatDylanGuy's first post. FML keeps messing with post numbers...
m5matt95 0
I agree with him. No Guy lines those bushes
punkazzneon 0
LOL you should ask him to braid it for you ;D
illeyad 0
#49 your horrible! I doubt you represent all men, but let's get something streight. Women are more pressured in society to follow stupid trends like shaving that cause yeast infections, painful ingrowns, and embarrasing itching that you can't get rid of when it grows back. However you argue it's not for looks it is for oral gratification- but lets face it, when your itchy, likely sporting a mild yeast infection or you still feel sore frm waxing/ingrowns, it's not all that pleasant. Solution? A good trimming and bikini wax. BTW other than #49 I bet a lot of the guys complaining are the typ of hypocrites that don't shave or maintain perfect hygeine (eg. foreskin care). to clarify this is only directed and the hypocrites, not the ones who actually take care of themselves and have unrealistic expectations be them male or female.
ericavel 0
Hahaha. #4. In all seriousness though, he's right. Even if he did say "thang". And eye level? Is he trying to kill you?
PityFool 0
I keep trimmed and expect my girlfriend to do so as well. Nobody wants to go down on a gorilla salad.
ledzeplover 0
I hate FMLs like these. I mean really, nobody cares. trim your ******* pubes and get on with it. YDI.
whiteshyspy 0
U need to tame that shit. Always shave it.
emyle11 0
well, he sure doesn't tiptoe around your feelings.