Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
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antbait11 0
at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door
Jaywin 3
Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.
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seb12992 0
First of all, props to number 5. Secondly, YDI. No boy should have to work their way through a jungle just to enter the cave.
intrinsic_value 0
i tried shaving the private part regularly for a couple of weeks, but it was very uncomfortable. i had skin irritation, ingrown pimples, and the insane itch. even skin lotion didn't help. it really drove me nuts. however, trimming is manageable. with trimmed hair it's easier to maintain the clean hygiene (i wash myself down there every day in the shower). when it comes to bed play, it's generally true that women get better orgasms and more sensible reactions down there if her part is all bald or at least trimmed to a good extent, rather than the bush. i agree with #167 though. it's the woman's body. her body, her decision. guys can shave their balls or penis, but it's nothing compared to us women shaving ourselves down there. it's very, very sensitive there--far more sensitive than guys think. if my own boyfriend tells me otherwise what to do with my private parts, he'd get laughed at. every woman should be comfortable with their private parts, yet constantly keep good maintenance of them. society should accept us for who we are, period.
cyurihsung 0
A lot of girls don't think that they're "supposed" to. It's considered common knowledge to shave the legs and armpits, but it's not considered "repulsive" to have hair down there. There is no common knowledge, different people prefer it either way.
slax0r 0
WTF i don't know why the majority says YDI, it's just pubes.
IAmBridgette 0
Lol what a way to bring it up.
shesosweet24 0
hahahah. you should thank him.
graintrain 0
8 - actually the reason women want the seat down is so that they don't have to look at all the pee splashes (or touch the pee splashes) that the men have left on the bowl and underside of the seat. If your not circumcised you don't have that problem, but in societies like the US, where most adult men are circumcised, an upright seat means lots of yellow drops to look at, because the men never bother to wipe up their mess before flushing
graintrain 0
If you didn't immediately dump him, YDI
huggielious 0
haha to #5
milenavessylo 0
you should be thankful you still have a boyfriend. machete the thicket.