Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
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antbait11 0
at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door
Jaywin 3
Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.
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Comments (281)
spamme 0
I am with 31.. go pubes!
your_mother 0
all girls should shave. it improves the sexual experience
marcranger 28
Oh yeah. Having itchy, swollen, broken-out-in-hives sex was the best ever.
sportsnut 0
i am not with 31 or 218...you need to keep it cleaned up a bit...you dont have to shave but at least keep it nice
Structive 0
Oh come on now. I feel like this page is addled with 15 year olds. If she hasn't shaved/trimmed so far, it's probably because she didn't want to, and he shouldn't try to make her do anything she doesn't want to. He's lucky he gets to see her crotch as it is.
danielleFML 0
oh my lord, i hate men.
HiSHAM 0
YDI #11 kiss my ass
Futility 0
To all the girls/women in here freaking out about him asking that and ranting about how shaving is unpleasant and unhealthy: Stop looking for a reason to be offended, or develop some reading comprehension skills. The key words you're twisting in your minds/ignoring are "scissors" and "trim." He didn't say "shave your pubic hair so that you look like a 10 year old with your pants off" like some of you are acting like he did. Calm down and stop being so argumentative. Its irrationally aggressive, and being a rational person is NOT an unrealistic expectation of society. Its a basic part of allowing society to function.
derriduh 0
I think that was a pretty tactless way of asking you to trim your pubes. If you're both into "cleaning up" for each other, that's all well and good. But if he's just another prick who expects a basically hairless lady, that's so lame.
kissmymango 0
What total douchey morons like "futility" are missing is that the ignorant pig has no right to tell anyone else what to do with their pubes. He can ask, not demand. Unless he wants to be a douche moron. Do the women of the world a favor, "futility", keep that tiny limp thing away from us. kthxbai!
kitti_ 0
HAHAHA! I must say, if I ever let my regions go, and my boyfriend didn't like it, I'd find it HILARIOUS if he did that.