Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
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antbait11 0
at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door
Jaywin 3
Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.
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Gingerly 0
All the girls saying "it's your body, do whatever that **** you want, he has no say in it" you are all retarded, and probably single. Even though it's your body, what's wrong with compromising and doing something nice for your boyfriend to make sex more enjoyable for him? Yes, he could've done it with more tact, but oh well. 2nd, there is absolutely zero scientific evidence of why we even have pubes in the first place, long pubes tend to be less hygenic than ones that are trimmed because even if you wash regularly, all the sweat and shit down there is trapped by the hair and stays there.
TysonFawlay 0
Just shave. For me, it's like not wiping your ass after you've taken a crap.
TheBlueLotus 0
haha geeze a lot of the people on here are assholes. You don't have to shave if you don't feel like it. Ask any gyno or doctor and they'll actually say you shouldn't. Trimming is fine though.
cattoe7 0
sounds like its time to take care of 'that thing'
cobaltblue 0
Seriously, ladies, if you aren't willing to make this slightest little alteration to yourself and just want us to take you for what you are today, let us know ahead of time so we can break up with you for being stagnant and idealistic. And hairy (sorry, but if it bothers you about your partner, you shouldn't have to just live with it when it's so simple to fix). Most of us are willing to change some things about ourselves for you, because hey, it turns out that most of us have shortcomings. I mean, you're pretty great, but you're not that great.
ohhhhshizzz 0
"It's cleaner down there the less hair you have." Are y'all that stupid? Do you not know the reason for pubic hair is to KEEP CLEAN.
kristindabomb 12
Anyone saying that no hair=pedo. Get real. If I'm going down on a girl I don't want a bunch of hairs in my mouth, but that's doesn't mean I am a pedophile.
godyourethick 0
What #10 said. Also everybody seems to forget that a lot of men trim/shave as well.
mk_xoxo 0
okay why don't some girls shave. i really dont get it getting your period and getting clots in that little jungle. it's disgusting. plus its all smooth after you shave(: YDI. grow some balls and shave it
riley0_0 0
Okay, for all of you guys out there saying it's "Not a big deal" to just shave down there and shit, stfu! Kay, seriously, we go through enough for you guys, shaving our legs and arm pits, all the make up, and the super uncomfortable clothes and heels... Yeah, all that's for you guys out there. I understand you may not want a bush in your mouth, but it doesnt necessarily need to be completely shaven, only well managed. If you're gonna be asking your girl to shave her nether regions, you'd better be ready to get out your razor too. (: